Favorite quotes from the Indiana Jones movies

Kali ma shukti day- Temple of Doom

You have betrayed Sheeba or Shiva- Indy to Mola ram in TOD

Bad dates- Salla in Raiders

do you have anything simple like soup?- TOD. best lind willy said before getting eyeball soup

 

"That belongs in a museum!"

"SO DO YOU!"



btw, it's SHIVA.

 

Henry Sr.: I'm as human as the next man.

Indiana: I was the next man.

 

Sallah: "What is this Junior?"

Henry Sr.: "That's his name. Henry Jones Jr."

Indy: "I like Indiana."

Henry Sr.: "We named the dog Indiana."

Sallah: "The dog, you were named after the dog?! HA HA HA!!"

Indy: "I have a lot of fond memories of that dog."

 

Marion: "You're not the same man I knew ten years ago."

Indy: "It's not the years honey, it's the milage."

 

Indy: "I don't know, I'm making this up as I go

 

"It's DR. Jones, doll."

 

it fell from sky
and the korum sugaram song
and
they will be found you wont

SEYA

 

"I thought you were one of them..."

- "They always use the door!"

(Henry Sr. after smashing Indy's head with a fake Ming-vase)

(I don't know if those are the right words, because I have only seen it in German.)

 

*Indy and pops at the wrong end of a stupid Nazi's gun*

Nazir. Jones?

Both guys:Yes?

Nazi:I will take ze book now please.

Both:What book?

Nazi:You have ze diary in your pocket.

pops: ha ha! you think my son would be that stupid that he would bring the diary all the way back here? You didn't did you? You didn't bring it, did you?

Indy:Well, uh..

pops:You did!

Indy:Can we discuss this later/

pops:I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.

Indy:Will you just take it easy/

pops:Take it easy?!? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!

Indy:I came here to save you!

popsh yeah, well who's gonna save you, Junior?

Indy*cracking*:I told you..

*blasts the crap out of the Nazis*

...don't call me Junior.

 

"Does anybody speak ancient greek?"
- Marcus Brody.

(Again: I've just seen the German version.)

 

"Scheiße" - German soldiers as Indy blows em up (same scene as described by Padme Guri)

 

Indy's friend Wu Han when he get's shot and is about to die: "I followed you on many adventures...but onto the great unknown mystery...I go first Indy!"

 

My other one is the ultimate line:Mola Rom, prepare to meet Kali.....IN HELL!

Hack! Slash, there goes the bridge, and all the Kali worshipers go straight to the aforementioned place. Indy can really take out threats in the coolest way, and that is the funniest thing about him.

And also, it's Padme-Gurl. Sorry, the I's and L's are hard to tell apart.

 

Jes' look at my sig.

 

All the above lines are great. Here are some more. I apologize if some of them are paraphrased.

1. INDY: "Nice try, Lao Che!"

2. YOUNG INDY: "Relax. It's just a snake."

3. YOUNG INDY: "Everybody's lost but me."

4. FEDORA: "You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."

5. INDY: "What's that?"

LAO CHE: "Antidote... to the poison you just drank."

6. TOHT: "It's beautiful!"

7. CHATTER L'AL: "Didn't the sultan of Madagascar threaten to cut off your head if you returned to his country?"

INDY: "No. It wasn't my head."

CHATTER L'AL: "Your hands perhaps?"

INDY: "No it was my... (Indy looks down at his groin" a misunderstanding."

8. BELLOQ: "Jones, we are just passing through history... but the Ark, the Ark IS history. Do as you will."

9. BELLOQ: "Admit it Jones. We are very much alike, you and I."

INDY: "Now you're getting nasty."

10. INDY: "You want to talk with God? How about we go talk with him right now?"

11. INDY: "There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!"

JOCK: "Oh that's just my pet snake Reggie."

INDY: "I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!"

JOCK: "C'mon, show a little backbone."

12. INDY: "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes."

13. INDY: "Willie... WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"

14. INDY: "How did you know she was a Nazi?"

HENRY SR.: "She talks in her sleep."

Indy is stunned for a moment.

HENRY SR.: "I didn't trust her. Why did you?"

15. ELSA: "What is that?"

INDY: "The Ark of the Covenant."

ELSA: "Are you sure?"

INDY: "Pretty sure."

16. INDY: "Tell Barrron and Barrroness Grrruenwald that Lorrrd Clarrrence MacDonald is herrre to view the tapestrrries."

17. LAO CHE: "You offended my son."

INDY: "No, you offended me. I spared his life."

18. INDY: "If only the Huevitos knew you as well as I do, Belloq."

BELLOQ: "Yes, maybe you could have warned them - if only you spoke Huevito."

19. WILLIE: "Do you know how to fly this thing?"

INDY: "No. Do you?"

20. GESTAPO: "Good afternoon, Dr. Brody. We are from the Iskenderun Museum. Dr. Schneider cabled us about your arrival. Allow us to take your bags."

MARCUS: "Oh thank you. I am your humble servant."

SALLAH: "And I am his."

MARCUS: "How long will it take us to get to the museum?"

SALLAH: (whispering to Marcus) "There's no museum in Iskenderun. Run."

GESTAPO: "Oh, not long. Our car is over there."

SALLAH: (trying to distract Gestapo agents by holding up newspaper) "Good nespaper. Cairo Times. Run."

MARCUS: "Sallah, what are you going on about?"

SALLAH: "RUN!"

Sallah punches the Gestapo agents as Marcus looks dumbfounded.

-Dubya Fett

 

There's a funny line I like cut from the network TV versions of "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom". It happens near on the end, when Indy's cornered on the suspension bridge. After Mola Ram says "Drop them, Dr. Jones. They will be found - you won't.", the Thuggee approach Indy from both sides. Indy responds by saying "Oh ****!". It's the only time that Indy swears in the movie and shows how effective profanity can be in a script when used sparingly.

-Dubya Fett

 

Or this one:

Indy steals a flower for Elsa...

Indy: Fraulein - will you permit me?
Elsa: I usually don't.
Indy: I usually don't either.
Elsa: In that case, I permit you.

Indy gives her the flower.

Indy: It would make me very happy.
Elsa: But I'm already sad - by tomorrow it will have faded.
Indy: Tomorrow I'll steal you another.

 

"No Tickets!"

Pixarboy

 

(TOD: After having his feet set on fire by braking the cart...)

Water...Water...Water

(After seeing the flood coming towards him)

Water! Water! Water!

 

"Gimme your hat."

"Why?"

"Because I'm gonna puke in it."

 

Shorty: "Maybe he like older women."

 

Indy:"We are going to die"
I always say that one on things like, rollercoasters and fun rides.

Indy:"Fly yeah, Land no" BAHAHAHAH

 

Marion cleans the mirror, turns it over

INDIANA: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Long shot of the ship

MARION: You say somethin'?



E_S

 

i know its been mentioned, but i always loved the line "Don't call me junior!" wagging his finger on his father's face. hillarious