Toronto Favourite Simpsons Quote:

You can all blame Elewyn for this - her simpsons thread put this in my head...


I obviously have several - but one that you will hear me say in any occasion in any situation is:

Homer: From this day forward, I am an inventor!

Misc Guy: Hey buddy, do us a favour, and invent yourself some underpants!

I must have screamed that a few times on opening night with you guys...

A close second:

I got a movie for you, a fridge too far!

 

Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
pulls sheet off
Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display
box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?
Ralph: What's a diorama?
Skinner: Why it's Luke, and Obi-Wan, and my favorite, Chewie! They're
all here! to Miss Hoover What do you think?
Hoover: bored I think it's lunch time.
Skinner: We have a winner!

 

I gotta kick this one off with this quote by Ralph Wiggum:

"I bent my Wookie......."

I will be posting another later but I thought the star wars theme fit.

 

"Starring - the 2 gay Robots from Star Wars!"

 

"if you survive, please come again." Nothing tops that one.

 

I beg to differ:

"Hey hey kids, we have a new guest on our show, Mrs. No Means No! Hey you're pretty hot..."
<blows whistle>
"Hey, it's not my fault, its that percidan it rots your brain, we'll be right back after this commercial from PERCIDAN! Aw crap!"

 

Nothing beats Ralph Wiggum

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

"It tastes like burning"

"Hello Principal Skinner, hello Super Nintendo Chalmers"

"My knob tastes funny"

"Me fail english, that's unpossible!"

Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph what is it?
Ralph: My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?

 

"I pinned my ear to my shoulder and now I have 2 owies"

Or something like that...

"Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon"

 

Lou: I, uh, went to the McDonald's in Shellbyville on Friday night.
Wiggum: Mc, what?
Lou: Ah, McDonald's restaurant. I never heard of it either, but ah, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: hmm, must've sprung up over night.
Lou: You know, the funniest things are the little differences.
Wiggum: Example?
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter-pounder with cheese? I can picture the cheese, but, do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based Beverages?
Lou: Hmm-mm, they call 'em shakes.
Eddie: pff, Shakes...you don't know what you're getting.
Wiggum: Well, I know what I'm getting - some donuts! uh..help me out of the booth, boys.

I love that quote(S)

 

Is your name hi and lois? because you are making me laugh

toodle--ooo

will there be any more splurging today?


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gee can you guess who my fav. simpsons character is??

 

Fave quotes;

"Well McGarnicle, Billy is DEAD!"

"Humans, your superior intellects are no match for our puny weapons..."

"Wow! Its like there's a party in my mouth and everyones invited..."

"The goggles, they do nothing..."

"Loose the hounds..."

 

Wiggum: Suspect is directly under the earth's sun ... NOW!

Wiggum: Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.

All time best passage:

cop: Did you shoot Montgomery Burns?
Moe: I hated him, but I didn't shoot him
<bing>
Cop: Ok sire you're free to go
Moe: Good cuz I got a hot date tonight
<bzzz>
a date
<bzzz>
dinner with friends
<bzzz>
dinner alone
<bzzz>
watching TV alone
<bzzz>
ALLRIGHT! I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria secret catalog
<bzzz>
Sears catalog
<bing>
Now would you unhook this already please, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.
<bzz>

 

Principle Skinner: "However Bob, I'm rather disturbed at your numerous attempts to murder people."

Sideshow Bob: "Yes, but to be fair, most of those were Bart Simpson."

(Not really my favorite quote, but it's on right now and I thought that was pretty funny...)

 

My absolute fave Simpsons quote:

Ralph: I ated the purple berries! They taste like...burning!

 

"The dead have risen and they're voting Republican."

 

No you may not! That is a rare photograph of sean Connery signed by Roger Moore

 

Oh look a fat sarcastic startrek fan, I bet your a hit with the ladies...

You could say there is a little ewder in all of us...

And the phrase that fits in everywhere and is my all time favorite....

but mom he is really trying to kill me... Now bart go out and play with milhouse and tell him to put down that knife......

Nahhhh its gotta be.. DOH.....

 

Homer: "Kids, you tried hard and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

 

Oh look a fat sarcastic startrek fan, I bet your a hit with the ladies...

Oooo I forgot about that one... that's a good one...

 

Dad's gone, huh?
Yeah
He's not coming back is he?
He might
No he's not

 

"What is your disability???"
"Im not disabled...im just lazy"

"Homer, let's make love!"
"Um, OK. You're thinking about me, right?"
"Of course! Aren't you thinking about me?"
"I will now!"

I come from Canada and they think I'm slow. Eh.

"Hey immigrants, beat it! Country's full"

"All right folks, you heard what the big lady said, we'll try Canada..."

 

Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me.

Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

I don't know.

 

HA HA! I love the way Homer says "I don't know." I always say it like that!

mmmm....floor pie

 

Homer: Remember hat time I stole alll those watches from sears?

Marge: Yeah

Homer: Well that's nothing because YOU have a gambling problem!

 

Audition to be Mr. Burns for his movie and must do his "EXCELLENT" catch phrase.

Homer: EXACTLY.......doh!