Forgive us if we stare. Boobs make us live longer. Gooooooooooooooooo science!

Stare at boobs for longer life: Study


Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women?s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.



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i remember this thread. you posted it about a year ago or something like that.

 

I'll sacrifice my sense of class and respect for others in order to live longer!






Also, I swear you've posted a thread on this exact subject.


EDIT: I hate you, Trimaj.

 

*bows* i live to serve evan.

on another note, i believe this is the third iteration of this thread, actually. obsessed much are we montie?

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well... whaddya know...

 

I can't help it if boobs are the object of such intense scientific study.

The rich and famous must know about this too.

 

Linked in the thread.

lolololololololo

 

I have a different interpretation of this data. Lying to researchers cause higher blood pressure and higher resting pulse rates.


Good to know that going out last night was the equivalent of, like, 3 hours of working out, though.

 

Watching busty females may indeed be good for a man's health ETC

So there!

*Runs*

 

I wonder how much longer you'll live staring at these breasts:

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I give you all the secret to eternal life and you snope me. SMH.

 

Bah, I have known that they make me happy for decades.

 

So, errr...is it "the bigger, the longer you live" or "size doesn't count"?

Perhaps more research is required on this important subject.

 

That is a terrible pic of Power Girl.

 

Like this one better:

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I don't know how much longer you'll live staring at them, but they guarantee that you'll die alone.

 

Constantly disrespecting women-- er, I mean, making yourself live longer, isn't a good way to get into a fulfilling relationship, either. But hey, keep laughing.

 

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Dolly Parton's husband/boyfriend ought to live to 120 then.

 

Sheyla Hershey's boyfriend will probably live to be 8000 or so then.

 

It would be slimy if you do it to a stranger, a girl you just met; or run into. But I suppose, doing it at home or with your own girl is the best approach. Maybe you can put a pic in your iphone to get your 10 minute life-extending fix.

 

If you murder an individual each day you'll learn useful survival/combat strategies and probably will burn plenty of calories. You'll also be helping to keep the population in check.

 

It's more likely to be danthe than slimy.