Funny star wars quotes

heres some funny but dodgy quotes oot the last 2 films




TOP 10 LINES FROM STAR WARS

10) "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9) "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8) "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7) "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6) "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5) "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4) "Sorry about the mess..."
3) "Look at the size of that thing!"
2) "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1) "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
TOP 10 LINES FROM THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
10) "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9) "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8) "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7) "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6) "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5) Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4) "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3) "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2) "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1) "Control, control! You must learn control!"
TOP 10 LINES FROM RETURN OF THE JEDI
10) "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9) "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8) "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7) "I never knew I had it in me."
6) "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5) "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4) "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
3) "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
2) "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."
1) "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

 

total quality kenowlesy

 

This could be taken as a bit dirty so if you dont like that sort of thing dont look:-




























cum we must eat. yes yes Cum, Cum,

 

yeah you just made it dirty by spelling the bloody word wrong! Come...jeez didn't they teach you basic english at your "jedi" school?! lol

 

nope they taught me how to use a lightsaber but not the one you r thinking aff by looks of things

 

jango was talking to rebeljediknight, who basically goes on like he really is a jedi and rebeljediknight tends to post without thinking

 

that was funny as Obi_wan lmao

 

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There is no funnier quote than from episode 3 between yoda and sidious.
SIDIOUS:I have waited a long time for this moment my little green friend.Huch huch hu at last the jedi are no more.

YODA:Not if anything to say about it i have!

 

One of the best quotes from episode 3 is quick, simple, effective but also incredibly funny: Obi wan is walking around in the rafters above grevious, he then jumps down and there is pure silence,he then says, "HELLO THERE." He says it in EXACTLY the same way as Alec Guiness when he sees R2-D2 in Episode 4: "HELLO THERE"

 

well spotted

 

too well spotted