Funny ways to torture people....

I always thought that cutting off someones eyelids and then giving them a bunch of sleeping pills would be funny.

Name yours.

 

Make a website that makes popups, that you can only close by clicking both mouse buttons at once (otherwise it just multiplies the popups), and then send it to a Mac user.

¤Night

 

Make them eat about 5 pounds of chocolate Ex-Lax.

 

Make them eat about 5 pounds of chocolate Ex-Lax.

Actually, a more effective way would be to keep them from eating for about 5 days, and then feed them like 5 pounds of meat, with ex-lax laced into it.

 

Make them listen to William Hung. Over. And Over. And Over.

 

"I always thought that cutting off someones eyelids and then giving them a bunch of sleeping pills would be funny."

That's not funny, that's disgusting.

Funniest thing I ever did to anyone isn't rated PG so I'm not gonna list it.

 

That's not funny, that's disgusting.

How is that disgusting? It's not like there'd be a lot of blood. And considering this is a thread about "torturing" people, there are far worse things that could be said.

 

Read threads started by Darth Viper...

 

Making someone listen to Poison...

 

Read threads started by Darth Viper...

That hurt man, it really did...

 

Make them listen to Enrique Iglesias non-stop. That could kill anybody.

 

"That hurt man, it really did..."



Thats what the preson being tortured said!

 

//sings I can be your hero, baby! to torture Ireth

 

Yes, I'm still crying.....

 

The Best of Carrot Top, Volumes I-XIII

High-larious!

 

//sings I can be your hero, baby! to torture Ireth

Oh, the pain!!!!


Don't know if it's worse in English or in Spanish, but listening to my sister singing his songs has to be the worst torture ever...

 

*sings*
Si pudiera ser tu héroe...

*hehehe*

 

given them the option to mow the lawn with there teeth or watch Gigli the whole day.

 

Force them to talk to Mateo. I wonder if he talks in runon sentences as well..

 

On a work trip, I ended up with a roommate I didn't like. He stayed up to 3am drinking. I set the alarm clock for 6:00am, and then wrapped the buttons in duct tape. I was out of the room before six, heading down to breakfast. He was very, very miffed at me.

 

pressing someone to death



It's hilarious!

 

Sewing someone's ass shut and then giving them ex-lax would be funny.

 

Raven, I did something similar.

When I was studying at Cambridge one night our dorm neighbors spent all the night screaming, slamming doors and laughing. Next day, when we were about to have breakfast and go to class, one of my friends got his stereo out, pumped up the volume and played Flight of the Valkeryes. We then left for breakfast.

All that day, there were some really sleepy red eyed Brits droning in their classes!

 

make them read your threads

 

make them read your threads

You know, it's not everyday you get flamed by a sock puppet looking for e-love in a padawan thread.

I'm flattered.