Futurama Qoute-A-Thon!

I just bought the first two seasons of this late,lamented series on DVD,so let's qoute away!

Leela: "You're vegatarians. Nobody cares what you think."

Omicron Persei 8 alien: "Dude,my hands are big!"

Professor Farnsworth: "Sweet zombie Jesus!"

Fry: "He's just using space travel as a metaphor for spousal abuse."

Richard Nixon's head: "For god's sake Brannigan,I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles just to see another man's gizmo!"

 

Fry: What are you going to do without a body?

Bender: Pfft! Bodies are for hookers and fat people!

 

camera 1!

camera 2!

..camera 3!

 

(Lights Flicker)
Leela: Bender, are you jacking on in there?

Bender: NO! DON'T COME IN!!

 

Fry: I can't swallow that!

Dr. Farnsworth: Good news! It's a sepository.

 

Fry: So the things I think when I'm drunk ARE true!

Nibbler: Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band NEVER rocked.

 

For some reason Futurama quotes never stick to me as much as Simpsons quotes did. But one I do remember:

"If you want to see the real vampire, look in the mirror."

"I can't. I'm a vampire!"

 

Professor Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

 

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar.

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Dr. Zoidberg: Now open that mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg: No, not that mouth, the other mouth.
Fry: I only have one mouth.
Dr. Zoidberg: Really...
Fry: Uh... could I see a HUMAN doctor?
Dr. Zoidberg: Now listen young lady, I know everything there is about humans.

 

fry: hey i think i remember that think from back in my time. his name is donkey (it was donkey kong)

leila (i think): dont be stupid. hes not a donkey. or dont try to confuse us (something along those lines, i forget).

family guy is so much better.

 

"If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you."

 

"Kiss my Shiny Metal Ass" Bender

 

"Kif, i've just made it with a woman. Inform the men!"

-Chris

 

Bender- We're boned!

 

I Futurama


after putting together something from pi-kea...
Fry: I feel like I was mauled by Jesus!!

 

I absolutely adore Futurama. I take it as one of the best animation-series ever, along with the Simpsons and the Family Guy.

Fry: If those aren't tears of happiness please stop crying
Leela: (crying) It's ok Fry, I'm fine... I won an award today
Fry: Is it this room that's making you sad? It's probably the room. Come on, lets go for a walk
Leela: I'm sorry you saw that Fry. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness
Fry: Yeah! I do that with my stupidness

 

Hermes: He'll be stronger than Gumby and Hercules combined!
Zoidberg: Gumbercules? I love that guy!

 

My personal favorite:

Fry: "Try it on me!" *zap* "Ow! My sperm!"
Bender: "Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?" *zap*
Fry: "Hu, didn't hurt that time."

 

Some of my favourites.

Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know.


Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.


Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.


Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment.


Leela: Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception!


Fry: I'm not prejudiced.
Bender: Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.

And from my favourite song:

Zoidberg:
  They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon
Farnsworth:
  They poopooed my electric frankfurter
Leela:
  They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
Bender:
  I am Bender please insert girder

 

The first Futurama quote:

Fry: "Space....it seems to go on and on forever....but then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

 

Since nobody put it up here yet....

Bender: "I'll start my own amusement park! I'll have blackjack! And hookers! Aw,forget the blackjack! And the amusement park!"

 

First epsode inside the employment office with Leela.

FRY: And what if I refuse?
LEELA: You'll be fired...
FRY: Fine.
LEELA: Out of a canon into the sun.
FRY: Oh.

Peace and Unity

JMA

 

Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid,with the fish part on top and the woman part on the bottom?"

Professor: "If cop a feel I must,than cop a feel I shall!"

Leela: "Well,here in the future,you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator!"

 

Zapp: If it is alien, we must destroy it!
Kif: Umm, not me sir.
Zapp: Right. Nobody destroy Kif...unless you have to.

Amy: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc!
Bender: I am forty percent zinc!
Any: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort!
Professor: Or a bit fat placebo! It's all the same crap!

 

Dr. Zoidberg: I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here...
[points his claw at Fry's neck]
Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads!
Fry: [to crowd] Shhhhhh! Nobody correct him!

[Zoidberg has caught Fry in bed with Edna, a lobster alien.]
Dr. Zoidberg: [enraged] Fry! I challenge you to "clawplach"!
Fry: English, please?
Dr. Zoidberg: A fight to the death!
Edna: And if we survive, we'll make sweet love!
[Fry pauses to think it over, then screams.]

Dr. Zoidberg: [to Fry] Open your mouth and say marlglgblabkkgllgbl...
Fry: mlagaglablagaga...
Dr. Zoidberg: [horrified] Well, I never. My mother was a saint.