George lucas is nothing but a pervert

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/toy.html

and you are just as bad as he is, corrupting the youth of today with sex toys

 

Religion is BAD!

 

Let's all get together and burn our Jar Jar dolls and crush our TPM DVDs with heavy objects!

 

Nothing is worse than people who give religions a bad name. This has nothing to do with Christianity, so they should just take their personal, perverted opinions and put them in a locker where noone can see them.
I mean, this says a whole lot more about them than about Lucas. Who, in their right minds, would think about sex when they look at a Jar Jar toy?



Sex - it's beautiful
/LM

 

star wars is not the only culprit in corrupting the youth of today, the rugrats, the film dinosaur and scooby doo
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0201/rugrats.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0600/dinosaur.html
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0602/scoobydoo.html

 

She turned her head for an instant and when she looked back and saw her boy sucking on the sex tongue, she fainted dead on the spot. It took a team of four paramedics to bring her round. The boy was punished, and the candy destroyed.

Mmm... candy...

 

The religious zealots who subscribe to and author that material are exemplifying hypocrisy. They decry in grand, overstated terms, anything that might "offend" them in the slightest - they seek to "help" the general public, and so their purpose in writing such things is allegedly altruistic. However, the inherently parochial nature of their comments suggests that any point of view which does not conform with theirs will automatically be subject to criticism and scorn. This isn't religion - it's deluded fanatacism.

 

You do realize Landover Baptist is a satire site and not real, right?

 

Actualy, I didn't at first, and I was extremely shocked by the #$!!^&*# on that site.
But it's sort of funny now that I know it's not real.

 

LOL at people who thought this was serious.

 

You do realize Landover Baptist is a satire site and not real, right?

Apparently I didn't. (hangs head in shame)

Because I was foolish enough not to bother reading those articles at length, I shall refrain from editing my previous post (currently, there are 50 minutes left in which to do so).

 

I didn't bother to read the whole thing, because it was so ludicrous. I guess this type of satire sites serve their purpose to some extent.
What I said applies to lots of things that are for real, though.



Satire sites - they're satiric
/LM

 

Oh, yeah, I've seen this site before, funny stuff.

*buys a Jesus thong*

 

I love the caption that went with this picture, sheer comedy gold!

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Dude I loved the "Accept Christ and get a free Playstation 2!" ad...

 

This is too funny not to share. thank you for bringing it to our attention.

Oh, and I suddenly want candy.

 

Holy crap!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

That's the best laugh I've had today!!!

 

Farce is always good.
Never will you find a more hypocritical or repressed hub than the baptist church. Only the pedi-evangelist would point out the gutters of the world without realizing they are admiting their own desires behind a thin curtain of shock and horror.

 

Let's not take this seriously and start attacking people's religions.

 

Yes, best listen to Strilo.

 

OMG!Who comes up with these

 

Heh, all kidding aside Georgie Boy may not be a pervert but he is definitely a Dirty Old Man.

 

Strilo edit: So what? Two mod warnings aren't enough?

 

Also The Two Towers, and Return of the King are evil movies!


eager to see such a lavish depiction of the King of King?s Second Coming. Pastor immediately scheduled a showing of the movie for 537 deacons and their families at Landover?s new state-of-the-art Christian Multiplex Theater. By 7 p.m., approximately 2,200 of Landover Baptist?s most privileged church members were seated and anxiously awaiting what they thought would be a Technicolor showcase for their favorite superhero, Jesus. Three hours into the movie, after patiently waiting for a 300-foot Jesus to descend from the clouds and begin dismembering and Kung-Fu kicking the living hell out of unsaved people, the shocking truth that the devout audience had been hoodwinked into watching pagan, Christ-hating propaganda was finally revealed. By 11:30 p.m., all that remained of the enormous Christian theater complex were a few blackened porcelain commodes, many still overflowing with the bilious pop-corn vomit of disgusted patrons, and a charred velvet usher?s jacket, which still contained most of a right arm clutching a handful of half-torn tickets.


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Bashing Jar Jar, I can completely understand. He is a vile creature, isn't he?

Edit: I think you should definitly change the heading of this thread though. It got me worried.