German men are the world's worst lovers

World's 'wurst' lovers?

German men are the world's worst lovers, according to a poll of 10,000 women travellers.

They are branded selfish in bed while second-placed Swedes are too quick.

Third are the "too rough" Dutch, followed by "too dominant Americans, "soppy" Welshmen and "too loud" Scots.

Englishmen were voted 10th worst for being too chubby. Turks were sweaty, Greeks smelly and Russians hairy.

Women from 50 countries were quizzed on social networking site WAYN.com.

Spokesman Peter Ward said: "Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango."

Italian men were voted best lovers followed by males from France, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, Spain, Denmark, New Zealand, Brazil and Canada.

*Points and laughs*

 

Italian heritage FTW

 

I'm Italian, French, and Irish

 

I've only experienced American, Canadian, and Australian on that list and mine doesn't match up at all. :\ Of course, I don't think I'm the kind of person who would end up being around enough to have a good overall sense of the matter . . .

Plus I wonder how men rate men and how men rate women and women rate women in addition to this survey, heh.


Ohh, also I wonder if men seeming more dominant in the U.S. makes women come off as more submissive from here?

 

Dominant? Ha.

 

Aaaaaaand how did Americans not get "too fat." ? :\

 

The dominance is more noticeable than the fat, maybe?

 

UM WHAT.

German men are the ONLY men.

 

Don't know.

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@ "wurst"

 

I have German heritage but I only got a B - in German class in highschool. Uh...mien hat der hoot dri ekken?

 

Was a bad lover:

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Welsh are soppy and Scots are loud. Heh heh.

 

I thought this was going to be the thread where VLM critiques all the different men around the world he's had sex with.

 

I'm sure the German gays are better than the straight ones, though.


Great, I'm half-sweaty, then...

 

*takes notes as she plots her world travels*

 

In your dreams fanboy.

 

Eins, zwei, eins, zwei, eins zwei, nach links, nach richts, unnnnnnnndddd, jawohl! Guten Abend, Schatzi.

 

Way to crush my dreams.

 

Armenians>>>>>> everyone else

 

Where is senny?

 

That's how I read that.

It was really funny, until I realized I had read it wrong.

 

Another example of that German efficiency.

 

I blame the beer.

 

Top 10, woo-hoo!