Lit Gory Revenge- Joe Schreiber's next Star Wars horror classic

Todd the Jedi · Apr 1, 2014

“YOUSA GONNA DIE!”

Star Wars: Gory Revenge
27 YEARS AFTER THE BATTLE OF YAVIN.
You thought Darth Maul was the Phantom Menace. You thought after Episode VI, the galaxy was a safer place. Well, you better think again! The greatest horror of the galaxy, slayer of droids and seducer of queens, Jar Jar Binks has returned – with a vengeance! Be prepared as Del Rey proudly unleashes the galaxy’s new nemesis in this special prequel novel for the highly anticipated seventh chapter of George Lucas’s epic Star Wars saga! Following the announcement of Ahmed Best’s casting for the new blockbuster, acclaimed horror author and Star Wars novelist of Death Troopers and Red Harvest fame Joe Schreiber brings you this new and gory adventure. Seeking to restore life to his beloved Queen Julia, who has been assassinated by a mysterious bounty hunter in an attack that left the Gungan’s tongue maimed, Jar Jar Binks has enlisted the powers of Bardottan cultists, gaining access to the Dark Side of the Force. Now, armed with unspeakable power and knowledge gained from the late Emperor’s secret Naboo hideout as well as the galaxy’s first laser whip tongue prosthetic, Jar Jar Binks will bring gory revenge to those who murdered his queen. Beware, for this horror is beyond your wildest imagination.
“Jar Jar Binks is just the most fearsome character George has ever written into the ever-expanding Star Wars canon”, producer J. J. Abrams commented. “We are proud to bring him back and have him fill the hearts of the Jedi with the same terror we all felt when he first appeared on screen in 1999. Also, he shares my first name initials, which is kind of cool. We at the Episode VII production team had a great time collaborating with the talented people at Del Rey to re-introduce Jar Jar into Star Wars canon and we are extremely proud of the result.”
Set to hit shelves on September 2, 2014, Gory Revenge is the first of several novels spanning the 30-year gap between the original trilogy and Episode VII. Also watch out for the very special Lens Flare Edition Hardcover signed by J. J. Abrams, limited to 104 copies.
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Revanfan1 · Apr 1, 2014

I almost believed you when I saw "Joe Schrieber's next Star Wars horror classic." Then I saw that it was titled "Gory Revenge" and it was April 1st, and I became skeptical. Then I saw the cover and I .

Todd the Jedi · Apr 1, 2014

Considering he wrote a book called "Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick", this title is actually right up his alley.

Revanfan1 · Apr 1, 2014

Todd the Jedi said: ↑

Considering he wrote a book called "Au Revoir, Crazy European Chick", this title is actually right up his alley.
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Wait wut?

Mat Skywalker · Apr 1, 2014

"Meesa want brainsss!"

I wanna put it out there that Night of the Living Jar Jar is an idea that sells itself.

darthcaedus1138 · Apr 1, 2014

The Walking Binks

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