[HAIRY WOMEN] So, I believe I saw the hairest woman alive today.

Busy day at the gas station, got called in late this morning for a shift, and I'll be going back in later for my regular graveyard shift. At the moment when I arrived, I had no idea of what horrors I was about to witness. Then, at around 3:00 PM Central (4:00 Pacific), I saw the hairiest woman alive.

She was one of those people that wear skimpy clothes because they simply have too much pride while the rest of us suffer. She was wearing an eye-patcheque pink flowery bikini. She wasn't an unfit young lady, just hairy. The first thing I noticed was her offensively manly armpit hair, then her colorful leg hair. Of course, it did appear she took the time to shave under her bikini bottom and arm hair. The question is, why do people do this to the rest of us? It's not cute, we don't like your unwomanly body odor, it's simply disgusting.

This may be a double standard, but I believe that women should be femenine and men should be masculine (or if not masculine, just avoid shaving all of your body hair). Women are the graceful ones. They're the ones that give us fellas erections, bring our children into the world, and fart pure cinnamon. Yet, in today's world we see creatine-pumped hairy women in convenience stores and we see men who shave all of their body hair in our locker rooms. I mean if it's that bad, fellas, just trim it and don't try to be a pretty boy about it.

I don't approve of hairy women, and you shouldn't either.

 

You should have got her number for me- I think I love her. Though I'm certain she doesn't give a **** about your thoughts, I'm happy such a silly thing upset you. Maybe you'll learn.

 

People have different cultures and opinions. Some people also have different sexual orientations. Some lesbians prefer the manly way. Let them be that way.

 

You should have doused her with gasoline and caught her on fire. People like her breeding is only going to make the human race look even worse when she passes her genetic material on to the next generation. Gotta nip that kind of thing in the bud.

 

I like a little bit of hair in the cute young hippie chick way.

 

Oh, it didn't particularly upset me. I simply stored it in my thoughts for a soon-to-come rant.

As I've stated on these forums many times, I've never tried to convice a person to change their beliefs. If I wanted her to change her beliefs, I would've told her to. I'm l33t like that. I just simply think hairy women are disgusting.

I don't mind a little hair hovering over the undercarriage, either, but I'm quite picky when it comes to it.

 

Believe me, I fart a lot more than cinnamon.. I give men erections, I've had a child... and no, I'm not a habitual shaver. Really, how does this woman's hair effect your life in any way. Maybe you should work on improving your judgemental and very sad ways...you could wind up being a much happier person for it.

 

You don't mind butt hair in your women?

 

Relax, it probably wasn't even a woman.

 

But "hairiness," as far as other people perceive it, just comes down to genes and how people prefer to look. I don't think it should matter if a woman or man doesn't want to shave or what as far as judging that person goes- I mean, if someone wants to have YOUR approval specifically, then they should take into consideration your preferences . . . But who says she cares what you think? Bitching about things that just come down to preference just looks close-minded. You don't have to love people with different tastes but you don't have to put them down, either. :\

 

Okay, what am I missing?

 

Posessive much?

 

Just to venture a guess, something about your belief that she swings both ways?

 

That's interesting because Smuggler's initial post suggests that he's a he:

Women are the graceful ones. They're the ones that give us fellas erections, bring our children into the world, and fart pure cinnamon.

 

I wasn't referring to Smuggler.

Either way, I'm lost, I think.

 

I don't get it. What's going on?

 

I know.

 

I think that guys shaving their legs is a far more frightening practice than a woman not shaving.

There's just something freaky about a guy who's legs are as smooth as yours. But that's just me.

 

Swimmers do it sometimes. For speed.

 

*Waits for parody thread*

 

Well, if it's for swimming, it's okay. But a non-swimmer doing it? Yeah...no.

 

I shave everything but legs and arms.

 

In my youth I had a paper route. One fine summer's afternoon, I was carrying out my paper boy duties. I had just delivered a paper to a particular house when the female occupant of said house appeared and called after me. Upon returning to the house, to my horror, I discovered that she was wearing a tank top. You see, she was not a particularly attractive specimen. I did my best to blur my eyes while she was talking to me. She was telling me in a very long-winded way, that she would be on vacation for a period of time and that she would not be requiring a paper on those days. Towards the end of her rather wasteful use of the English language, she did something that has scarred me to this very day. She put her hands behind her head. She put her hands behind her head, and in doing so, exposed her underarms pits to me. Her unshaven underarm pits. It was like the Amazon jungle had taken up residence. I swear the hairs were straining to reach me...to take hold of me and drag me in. When she turned and entered her home again, I retched in a nearby flower bed.

 

I think they were referring to the hairy woman at the gas station may swing both ways.

Not Smuggler's preference.