Remember Shwanzaa? What started as "Ask Santa Mod" but I had to rename because Quix started crying and everyone was like "uh dude"? What is basically exactly like Quixmas but without the creepy "oh wow" tone or the unsolicited photography presents? It's back, like cooking crack! Wait, that wasn't the expression I was looking for. But it's back! Say why you've been good guys/girls/undefined and the Great Schwanzaa Cryohydra shall decide your destiny. HO HO HO DIE
Felicitous Schwanzaa to you, Dave! I've been good this year because I made about 25 new best friends in a single thread.
The Cryohydra tells me half of her heads are too drunk to decide an appropriate punishment for failing to use the appropriate "Your Hydraness" title, so she will be WISHING YOU FRAIL HUMAN VESSELS A JOYOUS SCHWANZAA.
What sort of food is appropriate to leave out for the Cryohydra? Is it a modernist with milk and cookies, is the traditional sacrifice of the first born better? Missa ab iPhona mea est.
My firstborn would be old and tough, so I'll have to come up with something else to share with her Hydraness. Perhaps some czarnina? Still have my grandmother's recipe for it. Bet she's like it uncooked!
