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Has there ever been an ugly female Twi'lek?

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Abomb, May 13, 2007.

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  1. Abomb

    Abomb Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Has there ever been a female Twi'lek that was not young, beautiful, and wore revealing clothes? From Oola to Alema, every Twi'lek girl is pretty, and most of them are blue. Are there any exceptions to this rule?
     
  2. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/9/99/NolaaTarkona.jpg]

    Nolaa Tarkona, the human-hating half-sister of Oola.
     
  3. YodaKenobi

    YodaKenobi Former TFN Books Staff star 6 VIP

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  4. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    As long as Chi's being mentioned, I should probably bring up Lunae Minx, the other chubsy ubsy Twi'lek Amanda Lucas played.

    [image=http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/25/Lunae.jpg]
     
  5. beccatoria

    beccatoria Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    While not ugly, the following Twi'leks are red, not blue:

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shakka

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alora

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Talon
     
  6. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    With Nazi flags to boot.
     
  7. burrie

    burrie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bla-bla, gibberish-gibberish, no fat Jedi-class woman seen yet, yadda-yadda, writers have little imagination, too rooted to your holy movies, wordplay-wordplay... [face_money_eyes]


    Just beating him to the punch.
     
  8. Abomb

    Abomb Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yes, I am aware that there are many colors of Twi'leks, but most are blue.
     
  9. beccatoria

    beccatoria Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Apologies, I misread the punctuation of your post (my error not yours). Thought you were asking whether there were any exceptions to the "pretty and also blue" rule, not the "pretty rule" with a side-note that most of them were blue. :)
     
  10. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Interestingly, until Captain George W. Lucas made Episode 1, there were no blue Twi'leks at all.
     
  11. Darth_Hydra

    Darth_Hydra Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I don't see what the big deal about female Twi'leks is. I've never found them very attractful(not that I'm saying they're ugly though).
     
  12. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I'd say it's the nudity.
     
  13. Darth_Duck

    Darth_Duck Chosen One star 5

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    =D= Bravo, mon ami, you have him down Excellently.
     
  14. darth_Boba

    darth_Boba Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Though you forgot "obscure fantasy reference, staring covers, blah blah blah, I don't understand America".
     
  15. browwiw

    browwiw Jedi Master star 3

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    You also forgot, "blah blah blah, I'm humorously unaware that Australia is a tongue in cheek parody of America, especially our popular entertainment, gobble-de-gook, marsupials and rabbit fences, high pitched keening noise, Vegemite isn't salty what are you talking about?"
     
  16. Abomb

    Abomb Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ummm...are you guys making fun of me or GL? Just want to clarify.
     
  17. Zebra3

    Zebra3 Jedi Master star 5

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    Ahhh, you're new here. So you're blissfully unaware of the rather bizarre posting habits of one of the other Literature forum regulars, Excellence.
     
  18. Kicker

    Kicker Jedi Youngling star 1

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    this one is pretty ugly too...

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Koyi_Mateil
     
  19. jSarek

    jSarek VIP star 4 VIP

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    Rest assured, they're making fun of a third party, one who has issues with this particular question, and has a very . . . idiosyncratic . . . style of writing. Trust me, if he shows up and stays true to form, you'll know him when you see him.

    EDIT: Especially since Zebra just named him. ;-)
     
  20. browwiw

    browwiw Jedi Master star 3

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    She's like the very end of a 'faces of death sticks' photo series
     
  21. SuperWatto

    SuperWatto Chosen One star 7

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    GREAT topic.

    With a great Excellence imitation as a bonus.
     
  22. Reecee

    Reecee Jedi Master star 3

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    Alema isn't very beautiful anymore.
     
  23. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 7 VIP

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    Yeah, but she's got other...redeeming qualities.
     
  24. The_Four_Dot_Elipsis

    The_Four_Dot_Elipsis Force Ghost star 5

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    Two, to be precise.

    Excellence imitation digest:

    Bla-bla, gibberish-gibberish, no fat Jedi-class woman seen yet, yadda-yadda, writers have little imagination, too rooted to your holy movies, wordplay-wordplay obscure fantasy reference, staring covers, blah blah blah. Isard's brow, I don't understand America, blah blah blah, I'm humorously unaware that Australia is a tongue in cheek parody of America, especially our popular entertainment, gobble-de-gook, marsupials and rabbit fences, high pitched keening noise, Vegemite isn't salty what are you talking about?

    Pfft. America is a parody of itself.



     
  25. SephyCloneNo15

    SephyCloneNo15 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ahh, she was famous for modeling the potential side effects of the Banthapox vaccine, right?
     
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