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Have You Ever Had Sex With A Neighbor?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by -_-_-_-_-_-, May 10, 2005.

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Have you ever engaged in sexual intercourse with a next door neighbor? Please lets not get too graphic here either people, keep it PG.

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jedi_john_33 Jedi Master

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Sep 26, 2003

Is Fate your neighbor?

jedi_john_33, May 10, 2005

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Everton Chosen One

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Jul 18, 2003

Everybody needs good Neighbours.

Everton, May 10, 2005

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droideka27 Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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May 28, 2002

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?

droideka27, May 10, 2005

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quigon71 Jedi Youngling

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Jul 24, 2001

no

:tape

duct tape rules!

quigon71, May 10, 2005

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JediTerminator Jedi Master

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Aug 23, 2004

Please lets not get too graphic here either people, keep it PG.

How is that possible?

JediTerminator, May 10, 2005

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malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jun 7, 2002

No. I live in the country, and only have sheep for neighbours.

oh wait...............

malkieD2, May 10, 2005

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Tracy, are you suggesting that my childhood role model was a promiscuous philanthropist?

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Darth Morella Force Ghost

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Apr 5, 2004

Do someone else's neighbors count?

Darth Morella, May 10, 2005

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Vader666 Jedi Knight

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Mar 3, 2003

No hot girls available in the neighbourhood unfortunately.

Vader666, May 10, 2005

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Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 9, 2001

Hmm. On one side of our house lives an old couple, on the other another married couple with kids. What do you think?

Lobot_Omy, May 10, 2005

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Ms_Organa Jedi Youngling

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May 1, 2005

Nope. To busy doing it with my husband.

Ms_Organa, May 10, 2005

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DarthLassic007 Jedi Master

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Nov 25, 2002

No, but my friend received oral sex from my neighbor on my back deck while I was on vacation. She was hot to.

DarthLassic007, May 10, 2005

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droideka27 Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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May 28, 2002

Maybe, Dash.

Man, that song sounds creepy now. Seemed so harmless when i was 6

droideka27, May 10, 2005

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master_organa Jedi Knight

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Jun 5, 2004

Nope. To busy doing it with my husband.

master_organa, May 10, 2005

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ChissGoddess Jedi Master

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Jan 29, 2004

I haven't...but my mom has...she fapping married our next door neighbor 5 years ago. >_< On the flyer to sell our house it said "married my neighbor...must sell house" or something queer like that...pfft. At least he was cool and not an ass.

ChissGoddess, May 10, 2005

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StarWarsFiend Jedi Youngling

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May 23, 2004

Dashy I am your neighbor. Remember? I have goats. Inflatable goats.

StarWarsFiend, May 10, 2005

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master

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Sep 7, 2001

No, but I played doctor with the girl two doors away when I was a lad.

darthtenbiscuits, May 10, 2005

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carmenite42 Jedi Padawan

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Jul 21, 2003

This better not be about Dani...

carmenite42, May 10, 2005

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StarWarsFiend Jedi Youngling

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May 23, 2004

Whos Dani? Someones gay lover?

StarWarsFiend, May 10, 2005

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Tabula Rasa Administrator Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Jul 8, 1998

I got to third base with the neighbor's daughter when I was younger, does that count?

Tabula Rasa, May 10, 2005

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k3po Jedi Knight

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Mar 21, 2001

I humped my roommate in college. She was in the room next to me,so that made us neighbors I guess. We didnt talk about it after that night. i think it was a full moon, we had some beers, i felt her up and bam, it was on.

"Whos Dani? Someones gay lover? "

k3po, May 10, 2005

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droideka27 Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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May 28, 2002

Sounds so special, k3po

droideka27, May 10, 2005

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-_-_-_-_-_- Manager Emeritus VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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Mr.McFeely would be proud of you both.

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