Hello...

...I am an evil Sith warrior and I want to torture you all.

 

really?

 

^^^^^^Ken Livingstone^^^^^^

 

No. Not really. Shamefully.

I wish I was a Sith though. It'd be nice to be mean and torture people. Its more fun being bad.

 

dunno, I quite like being tortured myself. And I like being tortured.

I'm quite flexible like that.

 

Come into my dungeon.

 

hang on, let me just check with the lass to see if it's ok witgh her

 

Ken, are you sad or sadistic? Are you sad because there's no one in your dungeon? Can I suggest you head to the Star Wars Theme Pub thread? They are constantly torturing each other in there.

 

**places package in thread and leaves**










KA-BOOOOOOOM

 

Ken? Are you sad Ken? Or are you mad Ken? We're all a little bit mad here you know, Ken.

 

I thought this was a Lionel Ritchie tribute thread...