Holy Crap! The Really Super Sweet "Real Ultimate Power"/Ninja Appreciation Thread

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Real Ultimate Power

If you aren't already appreciating NINJAS and REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!, then you're a moron. Luckily, I can help. Click the frigg'n link above.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Thanks to Casper for sharing this with me, now I'm sharing it with you. I don't care that it's old, or if you've seen it before, because ninjas are cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet.

 

I LOVE that site. I even have the t-shirt.
I even did a spoof of it.



Rick McCallum loves you!

 

Pirates>Ninjas. That is all.


(OMG TROLLING!)

 

The flippometer says you're cool!

 

Dude, ninjas are so totally sweet.

My friends and I did a presentation on ninjas in school once. We had the costumes and inflatible red guitars, and we acted out various ninja stories. It was funny.

If you're a pirate, you better watch out.

 

Pirates>Ninjas. That is all.

Ahem.

Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like ?Woooooooooooow!? He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail?




When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates? chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like ?Yeah right.? and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like ?Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!? Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said ?hello? to.

Yeah, I know "tl, dr". The fact that everyone who types (or copies and pastes as the case may be) something long now automatically anticipates that response should tell you that it's worn.

Hey, i know I'm asking for it but we should really all go post at their ezboard. It looks like a fairly typical cesspool of internet negativity, so we should fit right in!

 

Ouch.

That one hit the mark.

 

Oh yeah, I love Real Ultimate Power. It rules.

 

*suspected Adam would have been the first to reply *

 

ninjas are sweet cuz they flip out all the time!

 

-flips out-

 

-commits seppuku-

(everybody be like "HOLY CRAP!")

 

YAY! It's about time.

 

Ninjas Own. Ninjas are L337. I am L337. I am a ninja.


HIYA.....Weee....Yah!!!

 

YAY! It's about time.

Are you still pissed I stole jobo? And broadcasted your IP address to the public? And joined the Nazi party?

 

You didn't steal him. He still lubs me! You're just jealous.

Also, you're forgetting that I can broadcast your IP to the public as well. Perhaps I'll make a new entry right now...

And yeah to the last one. YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Ninjas were of a Japanese clan, not rancid killers. Get it right.

 

Well, I hope you don't drop a spoon in a diner, mister.

 

i'm a pajama ninja. and i know for a fact that fate is too.

 

Ninjas! Why aren't there more video games about Ninjas????????!

 

Yeah, bring them on!

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There was a ninja gang in my neighborhood while I was growing up. Never did they encounter a vegetable garden they could not decimate. Entire gardens...just leveled. [face_shocked]

 

That's terrible! I hope they left your fruit well alone.


So, those turtles. Are they really ninjas? And are they really teenage? If so is that in turtle years, human years, or ninja years?