Holy Last-Names Batman!

I use a pen name when I write, the name I came up with is Matthew Kensing, I got Matthew from my middle name but Kensing I just made up. And then on anywho.com I put Kensing into last name and Texas into the state and there are 50 of them! Someone stole my original name!

-The Scummy-

 

ummmm...k?

 

OMGS!!!1!!1!11!! Call the police!

 

I hope you aren't trying to keep this pen name a secret.

-Seldon

 

No, it's in my profile.

-The Scummy-

 

ummmmm....k?

 

None of you realize the seriousness of this! Nothing is original anymore!

-The Scummy-

 

Look for a George Golmonsk. That should be original.

 

There are over 6 billion people in the world. anmes are going to be used over and over. try picking something more original.

 

how about "chips chipchip chippychippinchipper"?

 

ummmmmm....k?

 

My suggestions for original names:

Petre Ketrekov
Ugly McStupid
Starsky N. Hutch
Sacul Egroeg
Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek
Garlompkin the Destroyer
B. Happy
Publius Cornelius Scipio the Younger

Take your pick.

Warrior_of_Mandalore Strikes Again!

 

Dirk Diggler

 

^ Heh. Found a Dirk Diggler.

-The Scummy-

 

Try 'John Jackson'.

 

Search said.

Unable to return results...

Reason: Too many listings were found.

We searched on John Jackson in TX which, exceeded the maximum number of listings to display. And speaking of Jacksons, did you know there are over 100 Michaels Jackson's in Texas? Poor fellows must really get alot of crap recently.

-The Scummy-

 

How about 'Jack Johnson'?

 

Same. There was only 1 Dirk Diggler though. (Conveniently named Dirk)

-The Scummy-

 

How bout Mike Hunt, or Mike Hawk.

 

134 Mike Hunt's and 77 Mike Hawk's (gotta log for now)

-The Scummy-

 

What about "Stanley Kristophersonski"?

 

"Hercules Rockefeller"
"Rembrandt Q. Einstein"
"Handsome B. Wonderful"

 

I don't write, therefore I don't need a pen name.

 

Hubert Q. Fenniweather is a good name.

 

Frodo T. Baggins

(the T. Baggins is a stroke of genius if you ask me)