how do you go to the bathroom in an x-wing?

the films dont address this issue.

any thoughts.

 

There are no onboard facilities. It's possible, however, that the flight suit might have a built-in catheter or something to collect urine and/or feces.

 

"Just go man"--Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber

 

not allowed

 

There's a tube-and-bladder system set up.

 

I'm guessing the good ol' relief tube, just like on mundane Earth. Judging from some of the stories I've personally heard from fighter pilots, there is ample fodder for (adult-oriented) hilarious fics there.Just take a real story, and change the setting to the GFFA...

 

so what happens after it goes down the tube?

is it just ejected into space?

is it converted into rocket fuel?

is it shot out of the guns, when all conventional blaster rounds fail?

 

they use it for special weapons payload.

 

They do the same thing F-16 fighter pilots do. They use special tube and collection systems.

 

All exretement is collected, compressed, and added to the Proton Torpedoes. That's how they blew up the death star.

 

Actually they open a window and hang it out.

 

The R2 unit scoops it up. You can see R2-D2 spit out some of it in ESB. That wasn't swampmud, R2-D2's watertight .

 

Actually X-Wing pilots are not only skilled in flying but also are required to pass the Bladder control initiation test .

You may need brains to fly the thing, but unless you can control bodily functions, you will not be allowed to succeed X-Wing Pilot school.

Porkins for example actually screamed in pain as his bladder went overtime, but it so happened the Tie Fighter also shot him down at that precise moment. Fortunate or not fortunate, you decide

 

VERY carefully

 

Where were the toilets on the Falcon exactly?

 

In the bathroom silly

 

They jettison the waste out into space and suddenly one can see the constellation urine! (the 'I' is long).

 

I love Bill Paxton.

 

In the bathroom silly

Do Wookies take a bath as well? And if so, how much shampoo is needed?

 

Wookies shower about once a week and normally go through about 20 litres of shampoo a month... so 5 litres a shower give or take.

 

Maybe we'll see that happen in EP3 .

 

God Lord think of the hairballs in the drain!