How Does Darth Vader use The Bathroom

he dosent??

 

Although it's not something I really want to think about, the eggs have been laid in my brain and are now hatching into extremely disturbing thoughts.

Um...a colostomy bag? Catheter? One of those little flaps that long pajamas have?


What made you think of this anyway?

 

i think there is some kind of tube that shootes it out when noone is looking

 

I am not really sure this is something George Lucas sat down and thought about when he was creating Darth Vader.

One guess would be that he doesn't: perhaps he was too badly injured in those regions or something. Another guess would be that his suit hs sometehing in it that allows him to dispose of his waste. Perhaps a combination of both; I am not sure how he eats, but perhaps his suit gives him his nutrients and what he needs to survive in a manner that he does not nee to use the restroom.

All speculation.

 

The suit has some way to dispose of his waste. It handles most of his other metabolic processes.

 

why do you think the rebels always tell vader what he wants to know. its because he aims the tube at them

 

why do you think the rebels tell vader what he whants to know. because he aims the tube at them

if you think he strangles rebels to torture them your wrong

 

duh, he uses the force!

 

What do you think he is sitting on while meditating?

 

Maybe, he is living off the food he ate when he was Anakin Skywalker! Like whenever he goes to the bathroom his suit consumes it and pumps it back into his stomach, in a never ending cycle!

 

If he had though, I wouldn't be totally surprised.

 

Ever see Scary Movie 3?

Yeah, you know what I mean.

 

Ive Been thinking and maybe he just eats like how mabye like he dose have the tube and when he is meditating he eats it like gogurt and the thing is were mainly talking about poop right were not talkin bout pee obivously cause really this is just a really funny topic

 

Expect this to be the new Gold Palpy Society. Surprisingly popular, much like some admiral's lack of faith, disturbing.