How does one do "the safety dance"?

I'm curious.

Does it involve helmets and protective padding? I must consult the Men Without Hats.

 

It involves you dancing with me, I will keep you safe

 

I remember hearing (On Pop-Up Video,I think) that it's about wearing a condom during sex.

 

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky

*looks like M.C. Hammer on crack*

 

No, that's the "Humpty Hump"
Alright stop what you're doin,
cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that you're used to.

I look funny, but yo
I'm makin money, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me....

And so on and so forth.

 

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

 

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?You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants!?

 

*leaves Darth Rayder behind*

 

This is immediatly what I thought of, but I was too lazy to google it.

 

haven't ahd my coffee yet

 

the obvious answer is "very carefully"