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How many Glazed donuts are lethal?

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by citizen-tom, Oct 6, 2002.

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  1. citizen-tom

    citizen-tom Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well if Krispy Kreme had a switch campaign like apple does, I'd be on it. I've been living in a Dunkin Donuts world. Today I got my first box of Krispy Kreme. My skinniness and lack of food intake, long a family joke, may havce come to an end. I've had 11 glazed donuts in 17 minutes. My stomach hurts. How many glazed donuts until you hit the lethal amount?
     
  2. That_Flashing

    That_Flashing Jedi Master star 5

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    I think it's 20. You're almost there!

    I mean... slow down.. That's dangerous.
     
  3. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    Krispy kreme is gooooood...

    All you need is love!
     
  4. Darth_OlsenTwins

    Darth_OlsenTwins Jedi Master star 5

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    It really all depends. How much crack can you smoke?
     
  5. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 10

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    By my calculations, you should be dead in an hour... enjoy your time here on earth! :D

    ;)

    -sj loves kevin spacey
     
  6. DarthSidious990

    DarthSidious990 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Am I the only one in America who hasnt tried a Krispy Kreme dounut?

    Too many dounuts=clogs up arteries=Heart attack.

    Good luck!
     
  7. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Krispy Kremes are good, until ya eat too many. The Giant near my house always sold normal donuts, which were pretty good. I'd get Krispy Kremes every now and then, but not often. Then the Giant switched to Krispy Kremes! For the first, well...I guess it was about a year, I was in heaven. Mmmmm....donuts....but now I've eaten so many, they're not special anymore, and I actually perfer DD. Its sorta strange...
     
  8. jedivalens

    jedivalens Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    well i had 12 krispy kreme donuts one time. i was hurting afterwards but damn they were good!
     
  9. That_Flashing

    That_Flashing Jedi Master star 5

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    DarthSidious.. Everything you could possibly eat that tastes good clogs up the arteries. One krispy creme wont hurt a fly.
     
  10. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Donuts = Food of the Devil.

    They're so small and innocuous looking, and they're so damned tasty. . .but. . .they're so. . .wrong. . .

    [face_shocked]
     
  11. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Keep going and let us know when you're dead. This could be vital research for the rest of the world.

    Amazing.
     
  12. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How many Glazed donuts are lethal?

    Depends what they're glazed with. If they're glazed with poison, probably one. I'm guessing the question you meant to ask was, "How many Glazed Donuts does it take to kill a person through overconsumption?" or something along those lines.
     
  13. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I've never had a Krispy Kreme doughnut. They don't sell them here. :_|

    I bought one once, when I went on a trip, but I forgot to eat it, and it went stale. :(
     
  14. Connemara

    Connemara Jedi Knight star 6

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    LOL you guys.

    I can't really eat glazed donuts. Too sweet, makes me sick to my stomach. I like the non-glazed type, though.
     
  15. stevo

    stevo Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ugh-- donuts-- nasty.


    They're just so fatty, and irresistable! But like Mastage said: so wrong!
     
  16. lumberjedi

    lumberjedi Jedi Knight star 5

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    You know krispy kreme donuts were first made here in NC! first store was in Greensboro I believe.
     
  17. Rogue_Product

    Rogue_Product Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mmmm... doughnuts....
    I don't think they can kill you (well, not anytime soon), but they will make a good effort on your wasteline....
     
  18. Saint_of_Killers

    Saint_of_Killers Jedi Youngling star 5

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    hehe, glazed.
     
  19. TenderHeart

    TenderHeart Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oooooohhhh, dooooonuts! :D :p

    [image=http://www.krispykreme.com/images/hotlighanim.gif]
     
  20. Southernjedi

    Southernjedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Krispy Kremes are best when they're fresh and hot. Literally melt in your mouth, they will. I'm not kidding. Sooooo delicious. They're proof that there IS some good in this world. ;)

    Welcome to the world of Krispy Kreme, citizen tom. :)
     
  21. AquaRose

    AquaRose Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    KK's rule... but... that is a whole lot of them to eat at once. The most I've had was like 4 in an hour. I like e'm best right off the press *Aqua's mouth starts to water*
     
  22. Imperial_ProbeDroid

    Imperial_ProbeDroid Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 5, 2002
    am I the only one here who likes Dunkin Donuts?
     
  23. Jeff 42

    Jeff 42 Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  24. Qui Gon Jim23

    Qui Gon Jim23 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Jun 11, 2002
    am I the only one here who likes Dunkin Donuts?

    Oh, I like Dunkin Donuts, but I'm obsessed with Krispy Kremes.

    Congratulations c-t, you've taken your first step into a larger world...
     
  25. Ariana Lang

    Ariana Lang Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I live in the Krispy Kreme capital of America.


    Freshman 15 here I come. [face_plain]
     
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