How many jawas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? and other corny jokes

Three. They stand on each other's shoulders.


(Laugh track)

List yours, and we'll see how sick you puppies really are.

 

Seeing as I corny SW jokes... check out this thread ( Star Wars Jokebook) for some other really stupid ones.


"How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel? None! If the room is dark, you can't see Corellians cheating at Sabacc!"~Corran Horn

 

for the worst SW jokes ever, just read the YJK series

 

How many stormtroopers does it take to shoot someone?

As many as you'd like, they couldn't hit the broad side of a Death Star!

 

let's just say that the answer supplied for the subject line joke is *not* the same answer i have for it (i can't post it since it's not appropriate). anyways:

what would happen between a team of star trek security officers who die shortly after appearing and a group of imperial storm troopers who couldn't hit the broad side of a planet???

~NiKe, DaRK LaDy oF THe SiTH~

 

what would happen between a team of star trek security officers who die shortly after appearing and a group of imperial storm troopers who couldn't hit the broad side of a planet???

Nothing?




How many Luke Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to complain that he wants to go to Tosche Station, one to receive incomplete instruction in the ancient ways of the Light Bulb Changers, one more to attempt to change the bulb after friends and family members are threatened (and who fails after getting his hand burned off), another older, wiser Luke to actually change the light bulb, and a final one to pass on the ways of the Changers to others with the potential...

 

it's a rhetorical joke... there is no answer

~NiKe, DaRK LaDy oF THe SiTH~

 

My personal favorite from the YJK is "How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

Two. One to do it, and another to shoot him and take all the credit!"