Do you look like one of those rap guys' girlfriends? Is your butt just so big, so round, and so out there? Do you have an itty bitty waist and a big round thing in a brother's face? Is that butt stuffed deep in the jeans you're wearing? Does Sir Mix-a-Lot want to get with you and take your picture? Does that butt you got make Sir Mix-a-Lot so horny? Are you not that average groupie? Are you sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo 'vette? Do you pack much back? Do you got the butt? Is your butt round and big? Is your butt real thick and juicy? Is Sir Mix-a-Lot in trouble begging for a piece of that bubble? Are you like Flo Jo? Are you a thick soul sista? Do you got it going on? Do even white boys got to shout? Do you have a motor in the back of your Honda? Do you have buns, hon? Does Cosmo say you're fat? Is your waist small and your curves kickin'? Did red beans and rice not miss you? If you answered "yes" to twelve or more of these questions, then you got back.
Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it shake it Like I'm supposed to do Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places
Do you look like one of those rap guys' girlfriends? --- Uh no. Is your butt just so big, so round, and so out there?--- Not really. Do you have an itty bitty waist and a big round thing in a brother's face? --- I do have a small waist but my backside is not big nor would I stink in a brother's face. Is that butt stuffed deep in the jeans you're wearing? --- Well it's not stuffed in there. Does Sir Mix-a-Lot want to get with you and take your picture? --- I don't know, never met the dude. Does that butt you got make Sir Mix-a-Lot so horny? --- Again, I don't think he has seen it. Are you not that average groupie? --- I do not usually listen to rap music though occasionally a tune come sup I enjoy. Uh, so , no. Are you sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo 'vette? ---Well, I mean it is a powerful ass just not like great in mass. Do you pack much back? --- Uh huh Do you got the butt?--- I have one, yes. Is your butt round and big? --- Well, it round-like but not big. Is your butt real thick and juicy? --- ... Is Sir Mix-a-Lot in trouble begging for a piece of that bubble? --- No. Are you like Flo Jo? ---wtf Are you a thick soul sista? --- I am male in fact though I do enjoy music from african american artists. Do you got it going on? --- Oh sure! Do even white boys got to shout? ---Well i have been hit on by gay white dudes so. Do you have a motor in the back of your Honda? --- It's a Chevy Do you have buns, hon? --- I'll just go with no here too Does Cosmo say you're fat?--- Nope. Is your waist small and your curves kickin'? ---This is redundant. Did red beans and rice not miss you? --- Not a big fan. If you answered "yes" to twelve or more of these questions, then you got back. Well some of mine rae like half yeses to the question as some have two parts so... .5 + .5 + 1 +.5 +.5 +1 +1 = 5. So, not a lot of ass here.
Maybe it's the beer talking but I've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here...
EDIT: You know what, I'm only going to make a....you know what out of myself for this, so never mind.
