HUMOR--DarthIshtar's happy mush fic

This is a response to a dare. I will not write it unless ready to kill myself, but this was the brainstorm I came up with for the plotline. Everyone keeps yelling at me to write a happy mush fic, so I figured out how it would happen.

Oh, well, here's how it goes. Darth Tyrannus is a little slow on the reflexes and dies at the hand of Mace Windu. None of the Jedi die because that was stupid in the first place and the others are so happy that that dork with a beard is dead that they decide that the Republic is the coolest thing to happen to the Galaxy since blue milk.
Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan resolve their differences because, of course, we're all human and the bad guy's dead.
Palpy dies of shock The clone troopers fulfil happy lives going around to various nightclubs and posing as Jango impersonators
Boba and Jango set up a thriving trade run, endorsed by the Commerce Guild to ship medical supplies to Ewoks
Yoda is thrilled that Anakin is so mature and says, "Hey, take a vacation. Marry the Senator you should while at it you are."
Yoda and a Jawa live happily ever after
Obi-Wan gets it on with Dorme
Captain Typho wins the lottery and gets a new eye. Padme ends up pregnant after two months and the entire pregnancy is spent having little picnics by that infamous waterfall. The kids are born and Luke and Leia grow up to be a 2nd-grade teacher and a gossip columnist, respectively.
Anakin goes into business as a voice-over for a popular cartoon called Spaceballs and they live happily ever after 'til the end of their days.

So, there's your little laugh for the night.

 

**defers to the obvious sup-**

Hey, I did say that I'd stop saying that, right?

That made my otherwise-sucky day That, and a RR I'm doing, and the new tennis skirt I bought for my next tennis tournament

Nice little bit of laughter there, master

 

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Onion? Where?

 

Long story.

 

I expected as much.

 

LOL, nice...

 

ROTFLMAO!!!

Ish, you naughty Sith, you never told me about this!

*uses her Dork Side on Ish*

You MUST write this! You MUST write this!

 

I'm not sure it would work in terms of writing it, only musing it.

 

[face_disappointed]

Awwww.... *pouts*

 

You know I'm not a funny person, Mar! How could I write something this silly?!