I am Officially a Cuckold!

Yup. Mrs. Snerd has been having an affair with a co-worker, and I found out Friday night. I haven't killed anyone though, as I feel that might not be the smartest thing to do.

Naturally, I've decided to turn to the JC for advice. How shall I have my vengeance?


This is what you get when you ignore a fair warning.

 

Set a fire in their flesh.

 

First, beat the living crap out of her co-worker. I don't know what you should do to get back at your wife. It is complicated because she is the mother of your son.

Sorry to hear about all of this, pal.

 

Ahh yes. Tell me more about the sanctity of marriage.

 

classy.

 

It's... the JCC. I was not aware we were supposed to be classy or serious.

 

That sucks Mort

 

I am sorry to hear this.

 

Sorry man.

 

Cut your losses and move on.

After she broke her word to you, she's just a human petri dish now anyway. Sure, you may have feelings for the petri dish, but there's no telling how infected it has become with the idea of cheating or with little tiny biological organisms that may or may not show up on a test in six months.

So, you can't trust it psychologically anymore nor biologically.

Good luck.

 

As far as beating the living crap out this lump of **** is concerned...well, I probably will. She's not just the mother of my son, she's the mother of both of my sons. It sucks that I can never trust her again, and I guess I'm not really interested in getting back at her. I will hurt the guy though...I will hurt him in a way that will make him useless to a woman.

Sorry, still seething.

 

If the guy knew about it, he deserves a punch or two in the face.

 

Oops, I forgot that you had two sons. Has she given you any explanation as to why it happened or how long it has been going on? Do you think you will remain married to her?

Again, this situation really sucks.

 

Wife cheats and breaks vows, so punch the other guy!

 

It's been going on for at least the last month. I have no idea if I'll stay married to her. Probably not.

 

Yes, genius. I can't hit a woman.

 

So hit the guy who didn't break any vows!

 

If the guy knew she was married (which as a co-worker he probably did) or even worse knew the husband (which again he may have being that it is his wife's co-worker), then he is a giant meanie and deserves his ass kicked.

 

I think Vivec's statement and his intent indicate that your true ire should be directed at the petri dish and not the other guy.


He's just doing what every guy is want to do...of course, this doesn't absolve him, but your vows were not with him.

Someone else had far far far more responsibility.

 

Wasn't she starting to get fat? Seems like it was time to trade her in anyway.

 

Indeed, and resorting to violence is the lowest thing to do at this point.

 

His being a giant meanie has nothing to do with the fact that Snerd's wife is the one who broke the vow and is the one who needs to be confronted.

All the other guy did was have sex. It's not his responsibility to keep Mr. and Mrs. Snerd's vows. It's Mr. and Mrs. Snerd's responsibility to keep their vows.

All this wanting to punch the other guy is just Snerd's anger needing to come out in violence and since he can't punch his wife, he can go punch the other guy just so he can "feel better."

 

First of all, the guy knew she was married. What's worse, is he knows me. What's worse is that he's been to my house, I have fed him, drank beer with him, and talked Star Wars with him. He knew damn good and well that this is an unacceptable situation, and he is going to get beaten within an inch of his life. I will not hit a woman, so Mrs. Snerd is not going to be the one paying for it.

 

Yeah, I'll feel better. She knows she ****** up. I caught her. Okay? I "win."

 

Posting how you're going to break the law FTL.

Even though she's the one who did the wrong thing!