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I crossed the streams!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mastadge, May 20, 2002.

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  1. Mastadge

    Mastadge Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_shocked]

    It was bad.

    But not as bad as I'd been led to believe it would be.
     
  2. Lord_Coras

    Lord_Coras Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well... that's good news...
     
  3. Mastadge

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    Well, I'm a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing, but when I think crossing the streams, I think all life as I know it stopping instantaneously. I think every molecule in my body exploding at the speed of light. I think total protonic reversal.

    Fortunately, I got off easy this time.
     
  4. DVader316

    DVader316 Jedi Knight star 7

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    Uno mas ?
     
  5. Genghis12

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    Were you dealing with an ancient Zoastrian deity or other random Gozerians, Mastadge? Or did you cross the streams just for the hell of it?

    For example, if you were at a urinal in a public restroom, then I still would advise you to not cross the streams under any circumstances.
     
  6. AmazingB

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    "It was bad.

    But not as bad as I'd been led to believe it would be."

    Crossing the streams worked fine. It got rid of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, and it was enough to burn the dogs to a crisp, which allowed Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver to get out alive, despite how unbelieveable that may been.

    Amazing.
     
  7. AdamBertocci

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    Greatest movie ever! :D







    Rick McCallum and Ivan Reitman love you!
     
  8. Mastadge

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    I have crossed the streams in a public restroom. There was the really big guy who kept giving me these "Don't-****-with-me" looks, so I sent a little stream his way. You wouldn't believe the consequences of that crossing if I told you.

    But no, in this case I was dealing with a large and moving Torg, and a giant Slor. I tell you, many Shuvs and Zuuls new what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day!
     
  9. B'omarr

    B'omarr Jedi Master star 6

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    I sometimes pee in a double stream. It's crazy, and the stuff goes everywhere.
     
  10. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Ghostbusters is awesome!
     
  11. Lord_Coras

    Lord_Coras Jedi Knight star 5

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    I am so lost. And I have seen Ghostbusters.
     
  12. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    I usually have double stream action after a night of "being with my lady friend"
     
  13. Grand_Theft_Jedi

    Grand_Theft_Jedi Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Just to be safe, we'd like to take some samples of your brain.

    And just as long as you can keep the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster apart, should it really matter if you crossed the streams?

    ..was the big guy the Keymaster?

    I should go look this stuff up in Tobin's Spirit Guide...

    ;)
     
  14. Mastadge

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    It would be extraordinarily dangerous to get those two together!
     
  15. DVader316

    DVader316 Jedi Knight star 7

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    I had a teacher in high school who was the spitting image of Vigo from Ghostbusters II. Pretty scary ****, especially when you consider that she was a woman ! :eek:
     
  16. CarbonKnight

    CarbonKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    That guy from Ally MacBeal plays that Art dude to Vigo.
     
  17. DUSHONI

    DUSHONI Jedi Master star 4

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    Yanoosh
     
  18. Mastadge

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    Vigo? Oh, you mean Vigo the Carpathian. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy. Not to mention Vigo the Butch. He was born 1505, died 1610. And he didn't die of old age, either - he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. While he lived, he sat on a throne of blood, on a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain. For all that, he was just a dumb blonde.
     
  19. Darth_AYBABTU

    Darth_AYBABTU Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Tell him about the Twinkie.

    AYBABTU?

     
  20. Mastadge

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    What about the twinkie? :confused:

    Ah, yes. Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds. That's a big twinkie.
     
  21. Mastadge

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    I hope everyone who doesn't post in this thread gets slimed!
     
  22. Mastadge

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    Listen! You smell something?
     
  23. Mastadge

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    We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
     
  24. Jotun Denal

    Jotun Denal Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dogs and cats, living together...MASS HYSTERIA!
     
  25. MasterPulp

    MasterPulp Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I once had a girlfriend who lived in the corner penthouse of spook-central.
     
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