I Hate Our Hamster !

My wife wanted a pet. So, we went and bought a hamster because our land lord says "no" to dogs and cats.

This little rodent is the most ungrateful, annoying, pointless thing.

Ungrateful because we feed it and give it water but yet it decides to hide from us whenever we open the cage.

Annoying because the wheel that it runs on makes a train sound quiet.

Pointless because all it does is sleep during the day, run on it's wheel at night, and poop.

Anybody looking for a Hamster?

 

Eat it.

 

YOu should a got a fish.



They are quiet and are pretty.


ANd get a snake to feed the hamster to.

 

Stick it in the toaster and tell your wife it fell in!

 

Yeah, but you know how women are.

I think my wife would look down on me eating it or anyother creature for that matter.

Fish would be nice.

I just want the hamster to go away!

.....[mafia voice]know any people?[/mafia voice].....

/EDIT: Hmmm, we normally don't let our hamster crawl on the toaster. She would see right through that. She is bright.

 

I had a hamster also before. I hated it also. What did I do to get rid of the little rat?

Well I got it's cage went to a walk with it and threw it to the river with the hamster inside

 

Ask the local branch of PETA to break into your house and "liberate" the rodent.

 

I agree - fish are better than hamsters, even though the qualify more as furniture than a pet. Get a big snake, they like hamsters.

Alternatively, I would suggest a ferret for several reasons: They're as smart as dogs and so can be trained easily; they are not rodents, (they're mustalids, related to skunks and otters), and they're darn cute.

We have two and they keep the Great Danes in line.

 

Anyone know the difference between a hamster and guinea pig? (and no this is not building up to some weird joke -- I really want to know)

My friend just got a guinea pig and I have no idea what that is. I thought it was just a type of hamster!

 

Perhaps I haven't made myself clear. My wife actually LIKES this thing we call a hamster!

That is odd, but what is even more odd is that she would be mad if I killed it. I need a nice way to get rid of it.

ooooooh, I hear PETA beating down my door now....

 

V8ER, I AM a woman. So I would know how they are, at least the scifi crazed shortasz variety!

 

My friend just got a guinea pig and I have no idea what that is. I thought it was just a type of hamster!

I know guinea pigs are used as food in South America. Same as the Chinchilla.

 

give it alittle rat poison. a pellet or two and forget to fill the water bottle

 

Killing it yourself is no fun, get another animal to do it, that way it's nature in action.

 

Why don't you give the hamster to someone you know? That way your wife can still visit it, but you won't have to see it.

 

Innle_of_Obernewtyn, thats why I said, "you know how women are."...cuz you are one! Yeah...*ahem*....see? Errr....no? Sorry then.

It is this hamster's fault. I wouldn't have said such things if he wasn't running on his little wheel annoying me!!

 

fatten it up and then BBQ it

 

mmmmmmmmmm BBQ hamster..

 

Make her watch Hamtaro. The excesive Cuteness, will make her desire to never set eyes upon another Hamster ever again.

 

I used to have hamsters. The first one I had was the only good one. He didn't run on his wheel at night and he never bit me. All my other ones were ungrateful bastards.

I got a goldfish recently. Named him "Scotty Don't" and he's narcoleptic. Every once in a while I'll think he's dead because he's belly-up, but then I'll tap the cage and his eyes will open and he'll swim off. Creepy.


TF

 

My only experiences with hamsters was at my school years ago. They were ungrateful, vicious little rodents.

The teacher had the nerve to buy a male and a female. The female ended up isolated because she was too vicious, attacking the male. And yet amidst all the attacking, she managed to get pregnant (not hard for such fertile creatures I guess). Anyway, time passed, I melted at the sight of the babies, but one decided to urinate on me, and thus ended my desire to be in contact with those furballs.

Anyway, back to your problem. Microwaving hamsters is quite a popular thing to do. Actually, I don't think you should kill the hamster.

Perhaps "losing" it would be more appropriate.

 

Hamsters suck.

Gerbils are the real pets!

 

It could be worse.

My Fanforce book club leader's wife (whew!) has some ferrets. They have their own room in the house.

His future sister-in-law (and ironically enough, my boss) has five. They, too, have their own room.

She talks about them at work. It makes us clean faster so we can get the hell out of there and not hear about bloody rodents.

The above post is one hundred percent serious.

 

Get a Chinchilla.

 

It makes us clean faster so we can get the hell out of there and not hear about bloody rodents.

Ferrets ARE NOT rodents.