I hope this doesn't sound racist...

...but I think the human race is the greatest race, ever!!

(Seriously, what other race in the universe even comes close to humans?)

 

Time Lords.

 

Xenomorphs are ill tempered and I do not believe mix well with humanity. We need to keep them separate.

 

Romulans, Vulcans, Chiss, Betazoids, Kiffar, Time Lords, Nordics, Lorrdians, Zeltrons, the Borg, and many many others.

 

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Kendra has the death sentence on 12 systems, I'd say she's of the fairer race.

 

YOU'LL BE DEAD

 

I'll be careful!!!!

 

Excuse me, the Time Lords are far above humans, thank you very much!

 

I would argue the greatness of a species is determined by both its longevity and dominance of where it lives. While humans dominate the planet at this time, they will be lucky if they are around even 1% as long as the Dinosaurs & their living avian descendants (the most successful terrestrial vertebrate species).

 

What about the Cylon Centaurions? Surely they still out there somewhere. Waiting.

 

I hope they bring back Elvis

 

I wish to resign my membership to the human race.
So
what are my options from here?

 

You might want to get an ear job and see if you can pass for a Vulcan?

 

Wait, wait. Strictly speaking, aren't Cylons considered hardware?

You can't compare apples and oranges.

 

Soon us Cylons and the Reapers will form an ultimate aliance and smush you puny apples.

 

We have a pretty high suck factor.

 

Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis, because Elvis is a perfect being! We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness...soon, all will become Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It's really Elvislution!

 

You make a good point. Everyone knows Cylons are superior to humans, which is why they won the war.

 

I believe cheetahs are the best racists.

 

AND THEY HAVE A PLAN

 

Horses are terrible people.