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I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by starwarsagent, Apr 25, 2005.

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  1. starwarsagent

    starwarsagent Jedi Youngling star 5

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    I like big butts! why deny it? Im a big boy! and I need something to grab! but this song describes my feelings about butts better. I had a GF that had a huge butt, but nice. I mean she wasnt fat or anything just a nice shape you know? she was really nice and good at salsa and she sang great. check these lyrics out.

    lol


    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!

    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ****
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!


    Dang arent those lyrics sweet? man thats genius. it's hard to sing all that!



    :D

    who else likes em big?
     
  2. MariahJSkywalker

    MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I love that song!

    "Oh my god, Becky! Look at her butt, it is so big. She looks like who one of thos rap guys girlfriends. Who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute.I mean her butt,it's just so big.
    I can't believe it's so round.It's just out there
    I mean, it's gross.
    Look, she's just so black"
     
  3. LeeKenobi

    LeeKenobi Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yo ULONDA!
    Check that home girl's butt out!
    Um hm girl!
    It's so flat!

    You tell it like it is IEESHA!

    She looks like one of them.....lawyer's girlfriends,
    Her butt, is just so SMALL!
    We're talking slim pickin's girl!
    What up Ieesha?
    Where is it?
    I don't even....see it!
    LOOK!
    Girl! She's just so....WHITE!

    Baby got jack. :cool:
     
  4. starwarsagent

    starwarsagent Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Jul 4, 2004
    lol. I love this song too. I know it shows that mostly black men like big butts. but im here to tell you thats not true. im not black and I luv em.

    but the song does speak about brothers liking big butts. guess thats why my Ex married a brother.

    when I go clubbin I find myself approaching the big butted woman. And I realized it when I heard that song.

    Id like to say something like instead of saying "thats hot" like white chicks do.

    maybe I could say "thats juicy"!
     
  5. EBSaints

    EBSaints Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 29, 2002
    This is one of my wife's favorite songs.
     
  6. Moleman1138

    Moleman1138 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Not very big on the song. But I don't like big butts and I can lie. :p
     
  7. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Jul 9, 1999
    Big butts are fun.
     
  8. DarthNomis

    DarthNomis Jedi Knight star 6

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    Aug 2, 2001
    Welcome to 1990...where have you been?

    While I am a man who fall in to the traditionaly type of man who love big butts (And I do. And they're not big by the way,, they're the norm, the other side is just.....well, flat!) there is a fine line between a P.H.A.T. (Pretty Hot And Tempting) butt and a Fat butt.

    A Phat butt: Jennifer Lopez

    A Fat butt: Mother Love

    See the movie "Barbershop" for further details.

    By the by, for the uninitated in "booty music", songe tht praise the female posteria start with Queen's "Fat Bottom Girl" and then was parady in the Spinal Tap classic "Big Bottom"

    Big Bottom, Big Bottom, talk about bum cakes my girl gott 'em!
    Big Bottom drives me out of my mind,
    How can I leave this BEHIND!


    Classic.


    However, in the genre of Rap, Sir Mix-O-Lot's "baby got back" was NOT the first to praise the butt in such fashion.

    There was the classics booty songs from artist as Luther Cambell and the 2 live Crew such as "Move Sunthin'" and Wrecs' N effect "Rump Shaker".

    Sir Mix O lot was just the first to get "mainstream" airplay. Although MTV didn't initally play the video till after midnight.
     
  9. The-D

    The-D Jedi Master star 4

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    May 18, 2005
    PPOR.
     
  10. SAMMYG2323

    SAMMYG2323 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 18, 2004
    [image=http://www.raskys.com/stripper_9377.gif]
     
  11. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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  12. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    yes, that thread was better.
     
  13. DARTHJOSEPH

    DARTHJOSEPH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    May 11, 2005
    Big bottomed girls make the world go 'round
     
  14. Maveric

    Maveric Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Oct 17, 1999
  15. GIMER

    GIMER Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I DON'T like big butts.
    Give me a tiny hiney anyday.
     
  16. Siths_Revenge

    Siths_Revenge Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Jul 27, 2004
    I like boobs, myself.
     
  17. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    Oct 23, 2002
  18. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Mar 14, 2004
    Very likely, the better thread...what am I saying? That thread was miles high over this one in terms of hilarity and creativity.

    This thread = owned (as I understand is a popular term)

     
  19. John_Crichton

    John_Crichton Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This thread = owned (as I understand is a popular term)

    well, actually its pwnd, but close enough.

     
  20. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    Oct 23, 2002
    Its a typo! Give him a break!
     
  21. KyleKatarn96

    KyleKatarn96 Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 19, 2004
    Isn't this the guy with the small penis. :rolleyes:

    By the way though, good song. Have to give it to you on that one.
     
  22. saerah

    saerah Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    May 13, 1999
    "You other brothers can't deny."


    starwarsagent is a brother?
     
  23. Siths_Revenge

    Siths_Revenge Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Jul 27, 2004
    Doesn't sound like it.
     
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