i really want a pair of vincent gallo's red boots from the movie buffalo 66

where can i buy them?

 

You can't buy them. Only one pair is known to be in existence, and it is deep in a cave guarded by the fearsome Beast of Antripol. You must slay this hell-spawn and then the boots will be yours. But beware, I have it on good authority the Chinese have already sent a black-ops task force that will stop at nothing to claim the boots as their own...

 

why did Vincent Gallo give his red boots to the Beast of Antripol in the first place?? i fear he is an insane man.

 

Designers do odd things with their haute couture. It's a known fact.

 

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there's the boots right there^

no way he would have given them away. they're the greatest boots of all time. why would he?

 

The Serbian Mafia was threatening his life.

 

i refuse to believe vincent gallo would be threatened by the serbian mafia. if you look into his eyes you will see.

 

All I see are the eyes of a man who has lost all hope. Every facet of his life is under constant threat. He is a dead man walking. Only the Serbians can inspire such fear. But he shall live through his boots. So he casts them into hiding, so that he may live through them even after he is gone.

 

what shall become of vincent gallo should the Chinese defeat the Beast of Antripol and claim ownership over the boots?

 

If I were you, I'd ask Fabio Capello if he can get the boots.

 

You'd never pull them off.

 

I loved this movie.

 

Perhaps I'll breed some sort of albino shouting gorilla.

 

it is mean to shout at an albino.

 

i preferred brown bunny