I submit to you, Jedi Council, that Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton are the same person

Yes, Jedi Council Community visitor, I said it. Two of the greatest actors alive, Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton are the same person.

Below are some images of the two legends of modern cinema.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/iwouldlethimdome.jpg] [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/pullmanlookatthatface.jpg]
Who is who? You cannot tell. You cannot tell because THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON.

Below is a picture of Bill Paxton, as he stars in Casper, one of the greatest films ever created.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/lookghostsbillpullman.jpg]
"But Jacen," you say, "that is actually a picture of Bill Pullman." I see you have not gotten the point yet. Allow me to put this in a mathematical formula for your easier understanding.

Bill Pullman = Bill Paxton

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/pullmangenius.jpg] = [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/billpaxtonmanofathousandsmiles.jpg]

However, if you require more proof than a mathematical certainty, then let this picture be that proof.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/whatdoesthatevenmean.jpg]

As you can see here, Bill Paxton stars as Bill Henrickson on Bill Paxton in the movie "Haven". This should be more than enough proof that Bill Paxton is capable of taking on more than one identity, and is most certainly Bill Pullman.

 

They look quite different

 

You can easily see the zipper on the back of the Bill Pullman suit during the epic independence day speech in Independence Day.

 

Maybe I'm going crazy, but I could have sworn we'd had this thread before.

Regardless, they're both Dennis Quaid anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

 

Bill Pullman couldn't handle Chloe Sevigny

 

Very funny, Jacen.
I have long thought the same.

As I consistently get the two mixed up.


-JR

 

I mix up Bill Paxton and Gary Sinise all the time.

 

I thought this was already agreed upon years ago.

 

Clearly two different actors. Different roles suit them better.

How do you confuse Fred Haise and Ken Mattingly that easily?

Oh even better, Private Hudson and Lt. Dan?

 

Clearly not.

 

I didn't say it made sense, I just said I mixed them up.

 

Agree. On both counts.

We've DEFINITELY had this thread before.

 

I agree with the original poster. Well done, my friend. now, let's stop them from starring in more awful movies.

 

Ah.... Bill P... I wanna watch twister now!

 

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"I thought she was going to wind up with that rich snob."
"Ably played by Bill Paxton."

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That's Bill PULLMAN, you fool!

 

I was waiting for that quote.

 

Then how does one explain this?

 

By showing you this:

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/master_jacen/parenttrap.jpg]

 

I think Lohan has a clone somewhere in the world.

 

Well, obviously, because how else would they have filmed that movie?

 

Robots?

 

Does that mean there are two William Shatners as well? And two Ewan McGregors? And two Lisa Kudrows?

 

There cannot be more than one Lisa Kudrow, or the universe will collapse, as the prophecy has foretold.

 

No no! You're mix the Paxton/Pullman equation up with the equation Dennis Quaid = Kevin Costner. It's a very common misconception, not to worry.

 

And Kurt Russell = James Spader, right?