I used to see "Girls Gone Wild" commercials on latenight TV...

...but now it's "Guys Gone Wild," which is just a more baffling concept. I'm watching Comedy Central, and apparently I share viewing habits with gay men (and some straight women, but I suspect it's more men) who have really bad taste in porn.


I'm straight, dammit. I want to see commercials depicting wasted 19-year-old girls doing things they'll regret so that I can remain secure in my sexuality. Also, I don't want to fork out the $19.99.

 

All I see are commercials for Extenze.

 

Firstly, it's ExtenZe. Get it right. The unnecessary capital letter is important.


Secondly, a pill that can make a man larger?

 

Yeah. It totally increases the size of that certain part of the male body.

 

GGW, ExtenZe... then ShamWOW. Makes sense.

 

Good thing ShamWOW is machine washable.

Well, I'm convinced. Give me 15.

 

Inches?!

 

I aim high.

 

With a thing that size, I think that's your only option.

 

I could always sue the makers of ExtenZe.

 

Don't you usually sue people for bad things that happen to you?

 

Does sexy talk turn you on? How far would you let me go on our first date?

 

It's a Sac Attack!

 

I haven't seen any "Guys Gone Wild" commercials since my dad got rid of showtime and I couldn't watch anymore LOGO .

 

Great, even more blood going to the wrong head.

 

I lol'd.

 

I heart Logo

 

Make sure to only take the reccomended doses of ExtenZe and nothing more or else...

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And then there's weather gone wild...

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I used to see "Girls Gone Wild" commercials on latenight TV...

You mean "Girls Gone Wild" commercial. They've been playing the same one for about 8-9 years now...

I swear, most of these.....er ladies....must be having midlife crises by now.

 

Actually there was also a Girls Gone Wild: Mardis Gras commercial...so I'm told.

Do you know what I miss? Phone sex commercials. Those actually used to be pretty entertaining.

 

I miss the old Wally George re-runs KDOC used to air late at night.

 

They're still there, along with "text-sex" commercials.

 

I remember being surprised to see a "Girls Gone Wild" bus a couple years ago