I used to think the Olsen twins were the Olsen triplets.

Yeah. When I was younger I thought Mary, kate and Ashley Olsen were three different people. I was pretty bummed when I found out they were only two.

My cousins are triplets. Not identical, since two are boys and one is a girl. I didn't meet them untill two years after I found out that the Olsen Triplets were really twins. Which meant for two years I didn't know of, or personally, any triplets. That was a dark time in my life. Almost as dark as the time my computer crashed for a week. I nearly peed myself then.

I haven't peed myself in over five years. And before that one incident, it was another seven. I learned a valuable lesson when I peed myself. Don't drink three liters of coke then fall asleep without going to the bathroom.

That's almost as bad as snorting three lines of coke and driving.

Remember kids, drugs are bad. Because if you do drugs, a baby will fall in a pool and drown.

The moral of the story?

There are no morals because morals aren't absolute.

Except for one: Don't be mean to NYJ. That's universally considered a sin by all religions, and considered in bad taste by the ACLU.

I know. They agree on something. When I found out, I sent Satan a pair of ice skates so he could go to work the next day.*


*Credit goes to Trianiigirl for telling me that line.

 

I used to think that Stefan Urquelle was played by a different actor than Steve Urkel was. I just couldn't believe Jaleel White could be so debonair. What range! Crazy world, huh?

 

Yeah. Luckily we have sane places like the JC to escape to.


edit: Me no spell good.

 

Mary Kate recently checked into rehab for anorexia.

 

I heard about that.

 

NOOO!! That might screw up with her Playboy shoot!

 

Say what?

 

Dude...anorexic chicks aren't hot.

 

That would bum me out too.

 

Lol, too funny dude

 

I always thought they were Wishnik Trolls.

 

I thought Bob Saget was a robot.

Oh, wait, he is...guess I was right.

 

Bob Saget is also a dirty old man who pretends to be caring and nice.

 

I used to think the Olsens were friends, not sisters, named Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.