I woke up with a roach on my face!

It was horrible! I was dreaming that somebody was using one of those feather dusters to dust off my face, and then I woke up but I still felt the feather duster! I sat straight up in bed really fast and started swiping my head with my hands, and the hugest roach EVER landed on my green pillow! It was so horrible! When I came back to my room with the fly swatter, it was gone and I couldn't find it, but then I saw it on the floor, so I killed it. But it was so bad! So now I have to spray the bottom of the bed legs every night with Raid. Anyone else ever had a roach on your face?

 

No, but if I did I promise you I'd be vomiting so much the little sucker'd be drowning.

 

One time while taking a bath, a paulmetto bug crawled into the tub with me.

I freaked out.

 

Palmetto bugs = satan's right hand men.


Glad I've never run into one.

 

I once woke-up with a large black widow spider on my feet. It was fun.

 

"now I have to spray the bottom of the bed legs every night with Raid"

It could crawl over your bed on the ceiling and then drop onto your bed.

 

It could crawl over your bed on the ceiling and then drop onto your bed.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't plague my mind with more superstitions and complexities!

 

Gahhh! Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

Make sure you tuck your pants into your socks when you sleep (wear socks BTW). You don't want them exploring in there.

 

I remember seeing huge roaches in Florida when I stayed at my grandmother's summer home there. I used to love watching them run up the wall and fall off. I also remember turning on the tub faucet and seeing a bunch scramble out of the drain. The roaches around here aren't too big, they're equally as gross.

 

Maybe I should drape mosquito netting over the bed so they can't drop in on me?

EDIT: I live in Florida and roaches are HORRIBLE here. We get those huge Palmetto bugs.

 

Sleep with a shotgun. That's my advice.

 

Gives all new meaning to, "Don't let the bedbugs bite!" doesn't it?

 

//shivers

 

Oh man,that is so nasty. And the gross part is that roaches like to chew on eyelashes. So,that's probably what it was doing there.

 

Yikes. Once one ran up my pants leg when I worked in a cafe in a park. It was super gross, and I was serving and people were laughing at me screaming and dancing around trying to get it out.. it went as far a my knee

I feel your pain!

 

We have silverfish here. Imagine putting on your shower cap and feeling something running along your forehead.

 

I once had one in my shower caddy. I reached in to grab my shampoo and the roach just scurried out. I barely remembered to grab a towel while running out of the bathroom.
--Wynssa

 

I hope it respects you now.

 

I once woke up with a roach on MY face. my my stash was dry so it was awesome!

 

All that is nothin. I had Roaches before, no biggie. I rememebr chicks would be slappin them off their legs as we sat on the couch. I wouldnt say anything and she wouldnt say anything. Another time, there was a whole in the floor where they were doing construction outside and SLUGS would come into my room. I hate Slugs and they are the grosses things on the planet. I could here them moviing around between the wall and my bed. One was so big that he was moving a piece of paper and making loud noises when ever he touched something. And for my grand finale, I slept in the bed with MAGGOTS!!!. We had two large beds and my friend was eating a Burrito in my bed and left half of it. I don't know how long it was there but one morning I turned to see an object moving by my face. It was a Maggot. I threw the covers back to reveal a bed full of them.

 

Maggots = x 1138

 

this conversation is giving me the chills...and making me itch all over.

 

One time I when I was a kid I went to the dump with my mom to help her unload some trash. I was dumb enough not to wear any shoes so I was slipping around barefoot on a floor covered in maggots. I never made the mistake of not wearing shoes to the dump again.

 

When my sister was about 7 years old, she had a cup of apple juice on her bedside table. She was in bed with the lights off for the night, ready to go to sleep, but she wanted a sip, so she grabbed the cup and was about to drink when she saw a dark shape in the cup. She turned on the light and guess what was submerged in the apple juice?