If a giraffe falls on it's side , can it get up

I can't sleep cos I'm trying to work it out

 

Depends if its legs are broken.

 

Yes, now go to sleep.

 

What.

 

giraffes are so weird!

 

As a scientist, I think logically the only thing to do is go push over a giraffe.

 

no it can't. So when a giraffe is born and falls from the mother, it can't get up and dies. So all baby giraffes die. Therefore there are no adult giraffes. Therefore there are no giraffes at all. So giraffes don't exist.

 

Is giraffe tipping the cow tipping of Africa?

 

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If this guy falls on his side, can he get up?

 

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Poor little feller, he can't get up. Ever.

 

that's why people like this guy dedicate their lives to picking them up
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:tape

duct tape rules!

 

NIAWYC

 

Giraffes can do anything.

 

emo giraffe

 

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"She no fall over. She has opulence."

 

A stunning example of scientific reasoning! I applaud you, sir. Have you thought about publishing your theory in a famous peer-reviewed scientific magazine? I'm sure it would cause a veritable uproar in the scientific community (as it well should!).