If all the toilets are broken in your house...

...and you really need to urinate, do you use the sink, the shower, or the yard first?

 

My cat

Or better yet

Whoever is asleep in the tub

 

neighbor's yard.

 

Sink

 

I've gone in the shower before as well as the front yard.

Hell, I pissed off the top of a building I was standing on in college once. I wonder if the people below thought it was rain...

 

As a matter of fact, they aren't broken but the sewage pipe is therefore we can't flush. I made a fast walk across the street to MacDonalds this morning.

 

I would go to the grocery store a block away and use the public toilet there.

*This has actually happened.*

 

depends...

 

Just let it flow brother, just let it flow....

 

Shower. Easy choice.

 

Yeah.

Yard is not bad provided it's not cold, not raining, and there is privacy. The only remaining downside is no toilet paper.

Sink you can potentially use, then use toilet paper and throw it away.

Shower is about the same as sink as far as that, although more likely to require squatting instead of being able to be sat on, but is the obvious choice if you're going to be taking a shower anyway.

So it would depend on the conditions of the yard, my exact mood, and whether I was taking a shower.

EDIT: For those that don't read profiles, I'm female.

 

Living out in a rural area,I can just go outside if I needed to.

 

I live in the country. Peeing in a bush or against a tree is perfectly normal even when the toilets are fine. Sometimes in the middle of the night instead of going all the way across the house to the bathroom I'll just climb out on my roof.

 

pee in the water catch thingy on the refrigerator. it's about the same height as a urinor.

 

It's easier for you to get on your roof than to go to the bathroom?

 

lol depends

 

WTH is a toilet??

 

good question

but I want that house!


as for the question: Shower, definitely.

 

Those are for old people!

 

I would crap in the neighbor's chimney. Actually, I already do that and the toilets are fine.

 

backyard, then shower, and if I'd as soon pee on my neighbers lawn then the sink.

-The Scummy-

 

Shower

 

tru-er words have rarely been said



~Rogue~

 

I'm a nature woman.

 

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