If Dracula is dead does he have to pee?

And if he does would he pee blood?

 

No he doesn't. I'm actually more obsessed with the Anne Rice vampires, however I assume this would work the same both ways. When they become vampires, they lose all of their internal mechanisms like that. Same reason why they don't have to eat. And all that other good stuff.

 

Maybe he just constantly menstruates. He always did seem a bit cranky. I wonder if he prefers tampons or pads.

 

Well he doesnt look too bulky down there so if he uses it must be a mini.
Where would that go?? In his nose?

 

I wonder what blood feels like when your peeing.
Is it warm and gross?

 

no peeeing!

 

With all the liquid intake it has to come out somewhere.

 

He's not dead, he's undead. Therefore, he has to unpee.

Amazing.

 

I agree with B on this issue.

 

Does he have to pee? No.

Does he choose to? Most certainly.

 

Unpee? How do you unpee?

 

Well Dracula is an undead being,not alive not dead.

An Undead being is a walking corpse,therefore I don`t think he needs to pee

You only pee blood when something is wrong with your kidneys or your parts,and I don`t think Dracula has any of these troubles

 

It feels like you're taking a normal piss.

Except it's not a normal color. It's dark reddish. And, AFAIK, pee is always warm and gross. I've never experienced it cold. That would be freaky.


Yeah, I was kicked by some idiot on a swing when I was in 4th grade or so. The bastard hit my kidney. I swear revenge upon him.

 

Of course he has to pee.

The law of conservation of matter still applies to Dracula, so where does all that water content in blood go?

Unless you want to make an argument that he converts all that matter into energy somehow. Then he'd probably have to piss out excess energy because there's no way in hell he's using E=mc^2 of energy just by sitting around.

I suppose that makes his privates a good flashlight.

 

Unpee? How do you unpee?

Look, I don't know the mechanics of it all. Just that it somehow involves imaginary numbers and dark matter and such.

Amazing.

 

The bigger question must be if he has AIDS. I'd guess yes, not that it would matter for him, being immortal and all.

 

He'd make a good "carrier".

 

That's silly. Vampires can have sex, which means that they get an erection. How do they get an erection if their body is unable to pump blood into the penis?

Therefore, it maybe safe to presume that at least some of their internal systems function.

 

Ahh, this thread title made me laugh. And I'm crying from having a bad day. Thanks!

 

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I hope you have a better day and night!

 

Having played the title character in John Badham's 1979 film Dracula, I can honestly say that...

...I don't know.

-Langella