If it werent for my horse... The Lewis Black appreciation thread

One of the funniest comedians around today.
Share your favorite Lewis Black bits, and enjoy

 

He's awesome. I love him on The Daily Show, and I think he's coming to Hampton NH, which is only 45 minutes from me.I may go see him.

 

Lewis Black rules.

The Daily Show also rules.

 

[Lewis Black]The end of civilization, the sign of the Apocalypse...

There's a Starbucks ACROSS the STREET from another Starbucks. I guess people are like wow, that coffee was so good, I guess I need another one.

[/Lewis Black]

 

"I hate to break it to you, but if you eat the cow that ATE the stuff that you weren't GONNA EAT, YOU'RE STILL EATING IT!"

 

He's absolutely gut-busting hilarious when he isn't doing tried-and-tired Bush bashing.

 

What's the matter, afraid of a little president bashing?

 

Afraid, no. Annoyed and bored outta my skull, yes. He's got so much hilarity in him, to waste it on liberal propaganda jokes is just sad.

 

Republicans suck... Democrats Blow!



And like an ALstimers patient, I think "Hmm, Candy, that tastes like corn... I gotta have some" And... SON OF A B!#*H


Lewis Black

Denis Leary

Ghalager


Not in that order...

 

I find it humorous how it was always funny to bash Clinton, yet it's never funny to bash Bush.

"I never use sunscreen. You know what I use? Crisco! It's the best! Cos when you start to sizzle...you move your @$$!"

 

So, you think Lewis Black makes fun of Bush solely for the purpose of "Liberal Propaganda", it couldn't possibly be that Black, as a comedian, would make fun of anyone who was the president? I mean, that's unthinkable!

 

"I call it the second worst thing happening in a dessert right now!"
-Lewis Black on Celine Dion's CA concerts

 

Well, I love Lewis Black's comedy, but my co-director on the Formula, Steve, actually got to take a class on stand up comedy from him.

Lucky git.

-Chris

 

When clinton was in office, he made fun of him as well, so I really dont think its "liberal propaganda"

I think the funniest routine I have seen by any comedian is the IHOP bit, im on the floor every time I hear it

 

oh I love this guy. If it werent for my horse... ha ha ha. Don't think about his for more than a moment or blood will gush out your ears.

 

"The real problem I have with the Christian-right is that they don't believe in evolution. I really don't think there's much room for argument here: FOSSILS - I WIN!"

 

YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHAT IS MEANS!!!!

That and the infamous "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" thing.

"[some state] spent [X large amount of money] to fund a study on why prisoners wanted to escape from prison."

I loved that bit too.

And my health club is ALSO the International House of Pancakes.




Eva_Pilot04,
Twice the insanity...

 

"Why would you name a hurricane 'Andrew?'

Oh scurry, scurry....Andrew is here!

Now if I was going to name a hurricane, I would name it something more appropriate....like Hooooly ****ing Moses! Or Jesus Christ on a Crutch"

Gotta love it!

Amazing edit: You have to * out the whole thing.

 

"Nyquil comes in red and green. And it's the only thing in the world that tastes like red and green."

"There's the daytime Nyquil and the nighttime Nyquil. Take whichever you want, because YOUR COLD DOESN'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS!!!"

Amazing.

 

Damn you, B!!!

Stealing my Lewis Black quotes...

"When you hear thunder and lightning outside your window and you go to check on the weather, you have certain... expectations. SNOW ISN'T ONE OF THEM!!!"

"The easiest job in the world must be the weatherman in San Diego, CA. 'What's the weather like, Joe?' 'Nice. Back to you, Bob!'"

 

"People wonder if their are to many Star Bucks... Now we know! When you have to build a starbucks across from a star bucks, Thats it...Game Over!"


I called my work and told them I wasn't coming in, they said whats wrong, you sick? I said no I'm scared wo death, Cause I know what weathers next... Locust!"

"Theres two kinds of NiQuil, theres a day time NiQuil, and a night time NiQuil, take either one cause your cold doesn't care what time it is!"

 

Its Thursday, hopefully there will be a Back in Black segment tonight on The Daily Show.