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If you came across an elf and a Vulcan, could you tell the difference?

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  1. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER

    YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, could you?

    Whats the deal with pointy ears anyway? Is it just because its easy to do makeup for?
     
  2. RubberDuckyfromSpace

    RubberDuckyfromSpace Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The question is, why do both species have unisex haircuts?
     
  3. Jedi_KNick

    Jedi_KNick Jedi Padawan star 4

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    They don't, look at Galadriel. However, elves would just be like, "OH, you're a dead foo now!!!" and shoot you. Vulcans would just be like, "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

    -KNick
     
  4. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    SIDE SCROLL EVIL!!

    wait till Darth_Tolkien is on...he'll set this straight
     
  5. RubberDuckyfromSpace

    RubberDuckyfromSpace Jedi Padawan star 4

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  6. Grand Admiral Strife

    Grand Admiral Strife RSA Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    easy.
    you've never seen a blonde Vulcan, and male Vulcans don't have long hair. :p
     
  7. RubberDuckyfromSpace

    RubberDuckyfromSpace Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Also, you've never seen a male elf.
     
  8. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Simple, make it bleed.

    If it's green, it's Vulcan.

    If it doesn't bleed, it's a shape shifter and you better escape quickly.
     
  9. AmazingB

    AmazingB Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Vulcans sing songs about hobbits. Elves do not.

    Amazing.
     
  10. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    I think you could find out easily by doing this:

    [image=http://www.phy.mtu.edu/~kjmorgan/amok.jpg]
     
  11. Jainalover

    Jainalover Jedi Youngling star 4

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    As a lfielong student of studying Vulcans- I can say without any reservation that I would be able to tell the difference if faced with such a scenario. :cool:
     
  12. Talonah

    Talonah Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Why the question? Is someone going to write a Star Trek/Lord of the Rings crossover?
     
  13. zacparis

    zacparis VIP star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Is someone going to write a Star Trek/Lord of the Rings crossover?

    They already did. It was called Babylon 5.
     
  14. TwiLekJedi

    TwiLekJedi Pretty Ex-Mod star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    easy

    especially if they start talking
     
  15. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    The Vulcan would be logical. The Elf would have a gown of some description.
     
  16. Darth_Reign

    Darth_Reign Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Elves don't have to worry about living long, or prospering for that matter.
     
  17. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Also, Elves aren't concerned with the needs of the many outweighing the needs of the few.
     
  18. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The Elf would say something like, "to sheep, no doubt other sheep appear different." A Vulcan would never be so blatantly entertaining or rude.
     
  19. Littlebee

    Littlebee Jedi Youngling

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    duh, an elf would never run around in a pyjama with a phaser in his hands! Elves are all for swords and bows, or so I've heard.

    //Littlebee
     
  20. somethingfamiliar

    somethingfamiliar Jedi Knight star 5

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    If you came across an elf and a Vulcan

    I'd have to do some of those male Kegel excercises first.
     
  21. AERYN_SUN

    AERYN_SUN Jedi Knight star 5

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    If you can't tell by the ears, the eyebrows are a dead giveaway. Vulcans have straight eyebrows (male vulcans do, Spock, Sareck, well, Savek, they're straight).

    Elfs are the ones that smile occasionally while Vulcans do not.

    ~aeryn
     
  22. DarthSil

    DarthSil Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Elves are hot, vulcans are not.
     
  23. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    *Disagrees*

    Have you watched enterprise? T'pol is gorgeous!
     
  24. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    if you told an elf to live long and prosper they'd be like "duh, that's what i'm doing."

    plus vulcans have crazy eyebrows.
     
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