~In this thread I will help you select a Xmas or Hannakuh gift for that hard to buy for person~

Tell me about him/her.
Age, interests and why buying a gift for them poses a problem.
I will choose the perfect gift for them and then it's up to you to go out and get it.

Merry Christmas
Happy Hannukah
Happy Kwanzah
or WHATEVER!

 

Well, this girl.. she's soooooo hot. But I don't know how to give her a present, and ultimately, I don't know what to give to her as a present. She means so much to me, but I don't know how to tell her. It could be, like, "Natalie, you mean so much to me" or something but that's so cliche. WHAT DO I DO PLEEZ HELP MEEE!!!1

 

Ikritman, does she remind you of your mother? If so, a Sigmund Freud action figure would be perfect.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/frued.gif]

Now, if that doesn't seem to fit, jewelry is a good idea for any woman.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/diamondnecklace.jpg]

 

^

I need something for a guy who's perverted, is unemployed, watches sports all the time, and is living off unemployment checks.

 

What says I appreciate you more than some candy? Based on the man you've described, I think this is appropriate:
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/pottycandy.gif]

 

Hehe, Arwen, this is a clever idea!

Ok, so I have a cousin who's interning at a hospital cause he's a doctor, right? He lives on his own in Florida. He's an intellectual but he also has an adventuresome side. Kinda like Indiana Jones, except archeology isn't his thing.

Anyways, I dunno what to get him.

 

Connemara, this t-shirt might work. Just use alittle "white-out" on the word "nurse" and substitute "resident" or "doctor" or whatever.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/malenurse.jpg]

Of course, if that's too tacky for you, there's always the obvious for the Indiana-Jones-inspired guy:
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/indianajoneswhip.jpg]

 

Anyone else, before this thread gets locked or doomed to page 100+ forever???

 

I have a gay inbred uncle who's single now because his brother broke up with him.

Please help.

DC

 

See part 2 of my answer to Connemara.

Or, if he's a cross dresser he may enjoy the holiday spirit embodied in this lovely menorah.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/shoemenorah.gif]

 

Greatness.

DC

 

what would you get for an 11 year old boy who chronically wets the bed?

 

What should I get my Greek Orthodox brother-in-law whose favorite bands are Foghat and Parliament, has chest hair that would put the Sasquach to shame, and still thinks it is 1977?
[image=http://www.the-lees.ukgo.com/greece/images/06-to-athens/flag.jpg]

 

What should we get for a 13 year old 'rapper' who is scared to move away from his homies?

 

what would you get for an 11 year old boy who chronically wets the bed?

frozenincarbonite, maybe a clock reminding him to wake up and go to the bathroom would help. And since we all know that 11 year old boys want to be "cool" when their friends come over, here's the perfect clock:
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/pizzaclock.jpg]

(An extra-large package of "Depends" wouldn't be a bad idea either.)

 

What should I get my Greek Orthodox brother-in-law whose favorite bands are Foghat and Parliament, has chest hair that would put the Sasquach to shame, and still thinks it is 1977?

Laced, I have the PERFECT gift for you. When you mentioned Sasquach, this image came directly to mind:
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/bigfoot.jpg]

A bigfoot action figure! And he comes with an inkpad and his feet are rubber stamps, to leave mysterious footprints wherever your brother-in-law would like!

 

What should we get for a 13 year old 'rapper' who is scared to move away from his homies?


Gimer, you must mean Comet.

For some reason, a sock monkey craft kit comes to mind:

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/sockmonkey.jpg]
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/sockmonkey2.jpg]

 

What do you buy an older man who chokes on a pretzel?

 

What do you buy an older man who chokes on a pretzel?

JediJohn33, I think this would be most appropriate.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/lifefone.gif]

 

Thanks!
How about for an ex mod with an unpronouncable name?

 

Well, I don't know Dashy very well, but who in his right mind wouldn't appreciate one of these??

[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/leglamp.gif]

 

I guess I meant ex-JCC mod...
good choice.


Ok, here's a hard one... The entire Fecal Force?

 

Oh, that's easy! Butt-face towels of course! Remove the mystery of which end of the towel you used for your bum or your face
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/buttface.gif]

Except for Ask-the-younglings/Pete, who needs this President-Bush-in-the-box.
[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/princessdi5/Misc/bushinthebox.jpg]