JCC In your opinion, which is the best car pee bottle?

You need a whore to drink it for you. This is the only acceptable answer.

 

If your whore is full, I recommend a Powerade bottle.

 

for me it's just pour out the coffee from the coffee thermos and you're ready to go. Bonus - It will stay warm for hours.

 

Right, pull a Waterworld

 

I’d keep it simple and go for number 3. It’s got a handle, so you can have one hand on the wheel and the other on your bottle. The neck also angles upwards, so you can relieve yourself without worrying about spillage.

 

The trucker fleshlight.

 

You just go on the car itself to assert your dominance.

 

Darth Punk is Jeff Bezos: confirmed.

 

There's also the time honored Lisa Nowak approach, yet another example of how NASA tech has been adapted for life on earth.

 

If you are in the city, you look for a local public pool to get your business done. If in the countryside, you pull off the road, walk a comfortable distance, then you done. Nature offers a solution that is better than any manufactured product.

The problems with these products is they can get confused with apple juice. Where you gonna store that ugly container? And then they get condensation and smell bad. If you touch the condensation, what are you really touching? What if someone wants to mix their urine with yours? Mixing urine in one bottle can test the relationship. Do you want to warn everyone about your urine bottle? Just post a yellow sign and point to it.

 

tldr

 

I guess your solution above is better then?
*written out of concern during these COVID times.

 

Sobe.

 

Find a tree.

 

I'm taking you up on your shewee offer

 

Once you’ve mastered the technique of successfully peeing into a bottle during a Zoom meeting you will feel you can achieve anything.

 

*puts on shewee; hoses thread down*

 

Gatorade 32 oz

 

It can become a thread for all hole-related things.

 

I like where this is heading

 

Amazon-brand Pissing Bottles. For obvious reasons.

 

**** Amazon