Iraqi TV Shows

Husseinfeld
My 32 Sons
M.U.S.T.A.S.H.
Everybody Hates Everything
Let's Mecca Deal
Married with 139 Children
Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
Good Mourning Baghdad
Win Bin Laden's Money
The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
America's Most Wanted in Kabul
Spongebob Squareturban


Can anyone else think of some more?

 

What about that Iraqi information minister?

Seinfeld:
"Nonsense! There is plenty of soup! Everyone deserving of soup shall be provided it by the glorious Saddam!"

... and, of course:
"Who is this Raymond? Why do you say he is loved? No one cares for this Raymond, and soon he will be ousted from the public eye, if indeed he is even there at all!"


Rick McCallum loves you!

 

Up!

 

I've seen those somewhere I think! Those are funny!


God bless!

-Malz

 

Iraqi Prime Time Television Schedule:


MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Shapeless, Black Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"
8:30 - "God's Will and Grace Can Keep Us From Touching One Another"
9:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek
10:00 - "Matlock"

 

That'll do it. I saw that list in my uncle's house on Easter Sunday, and I just posted what I could remember of it. Funny stuff.

 

On Sundays, the Iraqis just watch The Sopranos.


Everybody loves that show.

 

Top Ten Things Overheard at Saddam Hussein's Dinner Last Night

10. "Uday, are you going to eat that pickle?"

9. "Bunker for six, please"

8. "You have some shwarma in your mustache"

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

6. "I know we're winning the war, but there do seem to be an awful lot of American tanks around"

5. "What was I thinking putting 5,000 dinars on Kansas?

4. "Can we still have these weekly dinners when we're in hell?"

3. "What do you mean Bloomberg won't let us smoke in here?"

2. "Kaboom"

1. "More salad, Geraldo?"


Kind of old, but still funny nonetheless.

 

David Letterman Top Ten

Top Ten Other Television Shows Produced By Saddam Hussein


10. "Allah McBeal"

9. "Wheel of Torture"

8. "Temptation Bunker"

7. "Mustafa In The Middle"

6. "The Price Is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"

5. "As The Oil Rig Burns"

4. "World's Wildest Camel Chases"

3. "Live with Regis and Kelly"

2. "Touched By A Moustache"

1. "Everybody Knows That Raymond Is An Infidel and Must Be Stoned"

 

Meh, Saddam probably just watches 'The Godfather' movies (yes, he really likes them, along with 'Enemy of the State' ).

"There are no TV shows. God condemns these shows. They are stupid...and they are condemned!"

 

Teehee, amusing.

-P!-

 

//My 32 Sons
//Married with 139 Children
The average American family has 2 children. The average Iraqi family has 3 children. This isn't a case of not checking demographic information before reporting on it, it's a case of displaying complete ignorance and making up facts to suit your own agenda, no matter how incredulous.

//Let's Mecca Deal
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//Good Mourning Baghdad
The United Nations lists 1.6 million dead children dead, the 'direct cause'? Sanctions imposed on the ailing country. More Iraqi civilians have died at the hands of Americans since Bush's renewed war on Iraq than American Civilians died on Sept. 11th, from all 4 terrorist attacks combined. 47% of Iraqis believe their country is worse off now than it was under Hussein, murders have risen in the country by 2500%...Good Mourning indeed.

//The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
Now I *know* it's not an "Us vs. Them" mentality governing the United States war on "those guys in the uhhh, Middle East", but Osama bin Laden is Saudi, of Yemeni ancestry. I know, I know, he wears a turban, he worships a strange perversion of the Christian god, he's even got dark skin...but those aren't really enough to base "Iraqi Television Shows" jokes off of.

//Spongebob Squareturban
Few muslims wear turbans, as you may've noticed looking at a picture of Saddam;
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Turbans are exponentially more often worn by Sikhs, a separate religious tradition that make up less than 1% of the Iraqi population.

//M.U.S.T.A.S.H.
Say what you want about the Iraqi Information Minister, I have in my hand a formal letter of complaint to *your* National Education Minister, about the apparently deplorable schooling system that allows people to spell mustache "mustash"

 

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