Is Charles really "in charge"?

Concidence or part of a larger scheme? You decide.

*Cue Unsolved Mysteries Theme*

I was watching television last week and I heard someone on TV singing the Charles in Charge theme song. I forgot what show it was. I dismissed it and forgot about it...for the time being.

Saturday night I was at a bar havin a few cold pops. When suddenly a table next to us broke out into...the Charles in Charge theme song.

This morning I was walking to class. I was waiting for traffic to clear as I crossed the street, as you do. A car stopped to let me pass. As I passed what music did I hear coming the woman's car? Yes indeed, the Charles in Charge theme song.

A man just called as I was writing this post. What was his name? You guessed it, Charles.

What could possibly be the meaning of these strange occurences? Is there a malevolent body at work? Is Charles really in Charge?

Is Scott Baio going to make his triumphant return? As teen sex idol, messiah or...Big Brother?

Perhaps the clues lie within the lyrics of the song:

Charles in Charge
Of our days
And our nights...

Think about it. Charles is always around. Day or night Charles is watching.

Or perhaps the clues lie within the old episodes of Charles in Charge? ...Happy Days?...Joanie loves Chachie(sp?)?

Maybe its a more mystical force behind these troublesome events. Perhaps the Red Bandana carries the secrets with it. Or perhaps the sleeveless T-shirt.

Question on the table: Is Scott Baio trying to take over the world

Discuss.

Disclaimer: All of the events above are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

 

Everyone knows Buddy is truly in Charge!

 

Few people know this but did you know that Charles in Charge was a production from several secret military government agencies sending code thru the transmissions to our agents overseas?

The term Charles is short for Charlie also known in military terms as enemy. These codes were part of the CIA communications to agent abroad and that something so obvious to be an enemy transmission were easily overlooked. Once the enemy caught on, we .... er they discontinued the show.

 

All I know is that Nicole Eggert is really really hot. End of discussion.

 

The term Charles is short for Charlie also known in military terms as enemy. These codes were part of the CIA communications to agent abroad and that something so obvious to be an enemy transmission were easily overlooked. Once the enemy caught on, we .... er they discontinued the show.

Very interesting hypothesis. Charles and the CIA...in league together.

Perhaps Buddy(Willie Ames) also has something to do with this eerily growing phenomenon.

 

I don't know about the world, but Scott Baio took over my heart during his Happy Days Heyday.

*sigh*

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Hmmmmm...


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Where you first heard the theme song on TV was likely "Scrubs" where the a capella actuarial team was singing it in an elevator.

That was rich...

"Charles in Charge" did, in fact, rule. Charles was in charge -- of their days, and their nights. He was family when he needed to be and boss when he needed to be. He was the younger Tony from "Who's the Boss."

Charles was also in charge of their wrongs... and their rights.

And I want Charles in charge of me...

 

And I want Charles in charge of me...

As you can see, the brainwashing started at an early age.

More info on Scott later...

 

Charles is in charge of my wrongs and my rights. As noted in the theme song, Charles is really a lot like God. Except maybe a little more Italian.

 

He'll ALWAYS be Chachi to me!

Nicole Eggert...ummmmm!

 

Wait a minute... what if Charles wasn't in charge?? What if they lied to us?? I want my money back.

 

I think there was another layer above Charles. He answered to the Stonecutters.

 

Baio answers to nobody!

 

Side note -- for those Eggert lovers, check out the movie "Blown Away."

No, not the one with the bomber and Jeff Bridges.

It's the best movie ever because it has Eggert nudity AND BOTH COREYS. That's right -- both Corey Haim and Corey Feldman in the same move as Eggert nudity. Sadly... pre-implants.

 

A little biography of the one they call Baio

September 22, 1961- Baio is born Scott James Vincent Baio to Mario and Rose Baio in Brooklyn, New York. Baio was the youngest of three other, less important, Baios.

1970- Baio approaches his mother and states "I want to be on television". Obviously Baio had ambition and a hightened sense of wickedness at a young age. Possibly the beginning of the Baio World Domination Plot.

1976- Baio lands a role playing "Bugsy Malone" in the title film of the same name. This is the first known link of Baio to organized crime.

1977- Baio becomes a regular on "Happy Days" as Fonzie's cousin Chachi Arcola. Henry Winkler is also know being investigated for his role in the Baio World Domination Plot.

1979-1982- Baio lands roles in several films such as "Skatetown USA" and "Foxes" with Jodie Foster. He also plays a child with superpowers in "Zapped". As you can see Baio clearly believed, at a young age, that he was elevated, or somehow more powerful than other human beings.

1982- "Joanie loves Chachi" first airs. Cancelled after one season. Possibly a beginning toward his path to the dark side.

1984-1990- Baio lands a hit TV series called Charles in Charge where he plays a live-in nanny. Here he began to date one of the girls who he played "nanny" to, a young woman named Nicole Eggert. Obviously Baio used some sort of mind-control device to keep the beautiful actress at his side.

At this time, rumors also started that Baio was secretly dating another Charles in Charge co-star, Willie Ames(Buddy). These rumors were reportedly false, but Baio continued to work with the goofy Ames because he obviously made Baio look better. The show of a truly manipulative and diabolical man.

1990-1992- Baio lands another series called "Baby Talk". The show is cancelled in 1992, and Baio seemingly creeps out of the public eye to go on to bigger and better things...

1997- Baio gets engaged to Pamela Anderson. The two break up. Perhaps the Baio World Domination Plot is a scheme for revenge against Tommy Lee or Kid Rock?

Jan. 22, 1997 Baio recieves this letter,

Dear Mr. Baio,

Sorry we weren?t able to book you on the show this month, due, once again, to the fact that there are other people.

Sincerely,

Conan O?Brien

1999- Baio reportedly dead in car accident. Another failed scheme to catapult Baio into obscurity so that he may unhatch a larger scheme...

Today...- Baio is reported to be a swinging single and a regular visitor at the Playboy Mansion. One Playmate recently referred to him as "the neighborhood bicycle ? everyone?s had a ride!"

Baio is also working on the film "Baby Geniuses 2". Again another connection to Baio and some sort of plot to take over the world.(information courtesy of Hama-Ryu Kennebi)

I think this information clearly outlines the general focuses and the background of the Baio World Domination Plot. But what are his objectives? Complete domination? Revenge? Or simply controlling the masses? The mystery unfolds...


Note: If you think I need a life. Let me know.

 

Okay. I'm letting you know!

 

A picture of the evil Dr. Baio

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Charles in charge, of our days and our nights...

 

I d let nicole eggert be in charge of me

 

Duh! Everyone knows it was being sung on Scrubs I even referrenced that song in my last week's ER review Conspiracy!

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

"Could we get a Willie Ames pic please"?

Please God, no. White men with afros should not be allowed to live.

Nicole eggert pics would be more relevant to this thread anyway.

 

How does the movie Zapped fit in to all of this?

I mean.......hey......

It's Chachi/Charles with freakin' telekinesis!!!!

I saw you mentioned it before.......but there could be more to it......



.....and yes.....I've also heard that our pal Scott is quite the "randy" fellow.....

-Space

 

A litle fuzzy, but thats Willie all right.

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Willie's a kooky nut.

Scottie is a rockin' hunk.

You know it. I know it. Nuff said.