Is is just me, or do Britney Spears' boobs keep changing size?

I was watching SNL, and Britney's boobs looked smaller compared to other times.

Are my eyes screwed up, or is Britney unable to choose a permanent cup size?

 

I thought the same thing when I saw SNL last night.

 

Actually, depending on hormones, all women's boobs can shift sizes.

 

I like her B ( o ) ( o ) Bs.

 

There is probably no more a scrutinized set of knockers than the ones that Britney has.

 

I doubt hormones can explain such radical differences. It all has to do with what clothing she decides to wear for what look.

 

Some website thinks she's had several breast surgeries which could explain it, though it's not likely.

 

Actually, I believe I read on a site that Britney used Pamela Anderson's breast implants at one point.

 

There's a hilarious flash cartoon about that here.

 

I think it all has to do with her talent. Last night her talent was very weak: she couldn't lip sync well; her hat fell off during one musical number; her songs sucked...hence her breasts were small.

When she is displays full talent, lip syncs well, and sings "good" songs, her breasts appear to be large.

Either her breasts have a will of their own, or I need a girlfriend.

 

So, Britney's boobs are to Britney what Samson's Hair was to Samson. her power stems from her pectoral protrusions. Fascinating idea.

 

It does seem to fit...

 

I think it all has to do with her talent.

She actually has talent???

 

She has no talent.

 

FateNaberrie beat me to it.

At least they can't be fake if they shapeshift so damn much.

 

remember when Reebok had those pump-up shoes....?

need I say more?