Is it unhygienic to fart in the kitchen?

Could the particles get mixed up in your food?!?

Does anyone have an answer - facile or otherwise?!? ?

DARK-OH

 

Nope, it's not unhygienic, just unpleasant for other people who may be in your kitchen at the time.

 

Particles? Particles of what?

 

Particles of your *****, obviously - in a cloud of steaming gas...

 

But people pay for McDonalds, without any complaints...

 

Thats if ya don't wear Undies

 

I'd say it improves the flavour.

And if you tasted my cooking, you'd agree!

UKS

 

If you farted in the microwave, then shut the door and cooked it...

Doesn't bear thinking about really...