Is there a cool way for a guy to eat a banana...

...without anyone questioning his sexuality?


For once I'd like to be able to eat a banana in public and still look heterosexual.

 

whenever I pack a banana in my lunch, I always close my door to my office when I eat it.

 

Just eat the bloody thing without being all self-conscious about it. Christ.





Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat.

 

LOL!! I'm sorry. Most guys I know, eat one by breaking off pieces at a time.

 

How about have a woman feed it to you?

 

Slice it into your cereal? I really wouldn't care myself.

 

As long as you don't question your own sexuality, it's fine. I like to sit outside churches just cramming the bananas down and leering at the boys.

 

Snort it.


Or eat it with ice cream in the form of a banana split.

 

Just try not to lick it too much.

 

knife and fork

 

Don't use your teeth.

 

Which looks less odd?:




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cut up the banana and put it in a peanutbutter sandwich

 

Slowly and with a lot of tongue. Yeah, just like that.

//watches

 

If there is a god, then he must have been in a pretty damn funny mood when he invented the comedy gem known as the banana.

 

I just eat it. I guess I never thought about it. Glad to know my mind isn't that far gone yet.

 

Just break off chunks if you care that much

when i was a kid i always used to split it(the chunks) into thirds, on the natural divisions down the center.

 

apart from cutting it up, you could just take quick bites and munch on it very visibly. that doesn't have anything to do with sex. except maybe hardcore S&M, but that way at least men won't question your sexuality, but rather cringe in phantom pain.


or maybe bite it like those brutes in snickers commercials, who rip it apart with their teeth rather than "bite".


yeah, or just eat the damn thing. but that makes for boring threads, so...

 

Well, I eat them every day, and nobody thinks anything like that.

 

just eat it!
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jeez, you sound like my mother, who, when I turned 10, taught me a way to eat ice cream bars that would scare off any predatory males. it's just an ice cream bar/popsicle/banana, unless you make it into more.

 

Not that society puts stress on underlying unfounded issues of sexuality, and pressure to assert that you're a manly man that would never dream of loving someone your own gender...we have threads of discussion for men who avoid eating a fruit because of its shape.

Look, if you like bananas, eat bananas. If you like purple, wear purple. If you like shaving your legs, shave your legs. If you like reading poetry in the break-room at work during lunchhour, read the damn poetry.

Why are you all so damn insecure? -_-

 

Why the hell do bananas have that shape?
Why couldn't they be round or cubic or whatever?

 

I know people who eat a banana with a spoon (seriously).

I don't see the issue really - being attracted to the same sex makes you homosexual, nothing else.

 

Just eat the damn thing, dont be so homophobic about it.