Is there anyone here?

Just wondering

 

Thankyou for visiting I am on holiday at the moment and therefore this is a hologram. Normal service will be resumed on Monday! Bzzt!

 

Do you not know its the Edinburgh Festival just now.

we're all out being arty, festive, and annoyed at tourists.

"Look Howard, they built the castle next to the train station"

 

Fair point

 

Look Howard, they built the castle next to the train station"

You know, I can just picture a "certain type of tourist" saying exactly that

 

I love the Edinburgh Festival SO much. I went every summer for about 5 years straight. That's a wonderful time to be in Edinburgh. Of course, I've also been in Edinburgh in the dead of winter, so really anytime is a great time to be in Edinburgh! hehe

 

Thats the edinburgh urban myth, nearly every taxi driver claims to have had a "certain type of tourist" say this in his taxi.

I like festival when you are able to be part of it, if your walking to work, or trying to go anywhere it can be annoying.

NO I DONT WANT A ******* FLYER

But coz my GF works in the castle I got to see the tatoo for free, which was good, not as loud as I thought it would be but good.

I met the temp who had covered our receptionists holidays, and she was gave me free tickets for this show.

It was amazing we didnt really know what it was about just that it usually costs £25 a ticket, and it was great.

Thats the best thing about the festival, going to some random thing and being suprised, not always for the best but never mind.

 

d'ye think yir girlfriend would let me see her tattoo ?

// rubs knees

 

You know I was watching a program on Windsor Castle here and Phillip was saying how they have tourists asking why they built the castle near to the airport.

I think it is the same type of tourist

 

Time to ask the question again! Is there anyone here?

 

I am ALWAYS here

 

I have always been here [face_Kosh]

 

I'm never here...


...oh, wait...

 

I am ALWAYS here

 

I might have a new member for you soon...I told him you're just an extension of the North chapter really...

 

//chants

Are you DankDonk in disguise?

 

yes, just like Canada is really just an extension of the northern USA.....

//chants

Go home you huns
go home you huns
go home you huns go home
go home you huns
go home you huns
go home you huns go home

 

I am trying very very hard not to unleash nuclear strength sarcasm at the architects of the current posting boom hereabouts.

at least 'Star wars In Glaswegian' used to attract regular pop-ins by people from other boards...

 

If I tried to post in that thread, I'd end up either

a) offending every single Glaswegian, and by extension start another English-Scottish war

or

b) looking like a complete arse

 

he said arse !

ban him ban him ban him ban him

he said his arse was good enough for Jehovah !

stone him stone him stone him then ban him.

 

Hello

Is there any scots out there!!!!11!!!1!!

 

Yes.

 

How you doing madame?

 

Well now we're saved, that post will re-ignite this flagging forum
and lead us from darkness, and decades from now I will tell my grandchildren
that I was there when the scotland forum was saved, and the intricate beauty of the post
was so magnificent that the tears flooded my eyes as I beheld the joy that was contained within.



or not !!!!!1111!!!!1eleven!!!!

 

I'm glad the simple beauty of my post was appreciated!
I'm looking for a new job at the moment - any ideas? (keep it clean please)