Items you'd find in on Ebay in the SW universe.

Post a fake description of an item you might find on Ebay in the Star Wars universe. I'll start.


Posted by Scrufflookin'nerfherder02
Item: Staff
Description: The one and only staff that sent Boba Fett flying into the Pit of Carkoon! Good condition.
Condition: Used
Starting Bid: 40 credits

 

Posted by Bantha_Poodoo
Item: Bantha Poodoo
Description: Actual poodoo from live bantha. Was originally a bit steamy, is now a dried heap of well, poodoo.
Condition: Fair.
Starting Bid: 10,000 credits

 

Posted by Duelin_Dooku
Item: Arm
Description: The lower portion of the right arm of Anakin Skywalker. Now you too can be the Chosen One's "right hand man"!
Condition: Slightly sabered
Starting Bid: 100 regional credits (Republic credits not accepted)

 

Item: One stormtrooper helmet salvaged from the Death Star wreckage
Condition: Good, except from dent where he hit his head on a door
Starting Bid: 10 Imperial Credits

 

Item: Jango's Fett's helmet.
Description:The one and only helmet used by Jango Fett,the galaxies most infamous bounty hunter for his time.Great conndition! Slightly moist inside
Condition: Used
Starting Bid:1,000 credtis

 

Best. Thread ever.

Item: Anakin's left leg limb
Description: The might Anakin Skywalker's left leg!
for his time. Small burn. Been in a fire.
Condition: Err... Used. But not anymore.
Starting Bid: 1,000,000 credits

 

Posted by IttyBittyAni
Item: Podracer
Description: A sleek, aerodynamic pod with silver and blue bodywork. The fastest ever!!!!
Condition: Won the Boonta Eve, so slightly used
Starting Bid: 590,000 or best offer

 

Posted by Sidious
Item: Anti-Ageing Cream
Description: Lovely ant-ageing cream
Condition: Only used once!
Starting Bid: 54 credits

 

Posted by: Sarlacc-Food
Item: Jetpack
Description: Missile-firing jetpack. Looks great with Mandalorian armor
Condition: Moderately used, unreliable on/off switch
Starting bid: 5000 credits

 

Item: Sidious's lightsaber
Desciption: Slightly Burned, slight damage from a small drop from Palpatine's office.
Condition: Used
Starting Bid: 600,000,000 Credits

 

Seller:Obi-Wan Cyborg owner

Item:General Grievous' Blaster

Description:The actual weapon used to defeat General Grievous!

Condition:Clumsy, random & oh so uncivilised.

Starting bid:3 bottles of scotch.Winner will have to collect.Item is located on an undisclosed landing platform in the lower levels of an Utapau sinkhole.Good luck!

 

Item: Aayla Securas' Clothes..
Description: yes for all you Aayla Fanatics, here is an actual Pair of Pants, and a Shirt worn by Aayla during her daily exercises. it even has her sweat stains on them, so for all you fanboys, THIS IS THE ONLY *** CHANCE YOU WILL EVER HAVE OF GETTING CLOSE TO HER! ( Ahem)
Starting Bid: 3000 Credits.

 

Item: Anakin's padawan braid.

Description: Cut off during Anakin's cutting of the braid ceremony when he became a Jedi Knight, this will be a must have for any rabid Anakin fangirl!

Bid: 100,000 credits staring bid (no reserve)

 

Posted by Slave_Momma
Item: Protocol droid
Description: A mostly finished protocol droid for doing chores around the house. Can interface with binary load lifters and complain in more than six million languages.
Condition: Nude
Starting Bid: 1 credit OBO

 

Seller: Red5
Item: Palpatines corpse
Description: The corpse of emporer palpatine. Comes with free Sith Holocron!
Condition: Burnt

 

Posted by IG-88_ABCD
Item: The head of Binks
Description: The severed head of Jar Jar Binks. Perfect for mounting on wall and/or throwing darts at.
Condition: Slightly Shotgunned
Starting Bid: 10,000,000 credits

 

Seller: Scrap_Deala
Item: Death Star
Description: What's left of the original Death Star. - Not in working order. Maybe good for someone who is good at fixing things.
Condition: Ever-so slightly blown up.
Starting Bid: 10 Credits

 

Posted by KwerkyKaworkian
Item: Pleasure palace, ( converted from Bomar' temple )
Description: lots of trap doors
Condition: Used and smells like dead Rancor, due to a dead rancor.
Starting Bid: 10000000 credits

 

Posted by: BothanNet
Item: Plans to the Death Star.
Description: Computerized readouts. Must have a compatible reader droid.
Condition: Quite good. Have learned that 'Death' is a good name for it...
Starting Bid: 20,000, but only from non-Imperial sources

 

Posted by: Exiled1
Item: Kreia
Description: Gives cryptic advice for everyday easy solutions making her that much more irritating.
Condition: Slightly used, missing a hand.

 

Posted by: Targeter
Item: Jacen Solo's diaper
Description: Actual diaper worn by Jacen Solo in his infancy
Condition: Soiled
Starting Bid: 1 credit

 

Posted by Swamp_Bird
Item: Dagobah Swamp Water (1 liter)
Description: Murky, brownish water suspended with organic matter particulate, taken from reedy bog near Yoda's decrepit hut on Dagobah.
Condition: Fresh out of the swamp! Possibly teeming with midi-chlorians! Drink it and find out!!
Starting Bid: 2 credits

 

Posted by: Blue_believer
Item: Stick, berry, and a leaf
Description: Rumored to once belong to a small blue fellow.
Condition: Used
Starting Bid: priceless

 

Posted by: Jabba's_Hutt
Item: One Slave Princess
Description: One princess of alderaan in a gold bikini
Condition: Looks very hot in this gold bikini, which is slightly sandy
Price: One million credits

 

Posted by KADANN_THE_GREAT
Item: The Glove of Darth Vader
Description: The indestructible glove of Darth Vader. Whoever wears it shall rule the Empire.
Condition: Indestructible
Starting Bid: 0 credits