ITT we quote Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

ACTING!

 

Look, you can see the Cubs losing from here...

 

Oh sure, hit the only weak spot of my exo-skeleton.

Oh, I'm very vulnerable there! Oh, there go the piano lessons! I can't remember my daddy!

 

So they'll escape under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county.

 

Um, doesn't Universal kinda cover International?

 

Put the men's room in the tower what was I thinking?!

 

Do you remember me now, Ruth?

 

"Shuttle craft approaching Captain. Does it bother you that I am speaking like Geore Takai?"

"Look, there's two woodies in this scene."

"Meanwhile Elliot Ness and his Untouchables race across the countryside to Capones hiedout!"

 

"Aww.. this is when science didn't have to have any specific purpose".

"The secret government ego project, someone contact Dr. Jemima".

 

Were you building and interocitor?!?

 

Four hundred and eighty six seperate parts...
*crunch*
Four eighty five sir!

 

Maverick!!!!!!!

 

That's not funny Ruth, I was a slave.

 

Tinkerbell's going down!!!!!

 

Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!

 

And if your hands were made of metal, that would mean something.

 

Microcephalic bilobes!

 

Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around!

 

-?Well, was being green fun??
~ ?I don?t want to talk about it anymore.?

-?Check rate of radioactive decay.?
~ ?Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around.?

-?Hey??Miss Interociter???

-?Hey, here?s something my wife could use in the house.?
~ ?A man??

-?You know what my kids would say.?
~ ?You?re not my real father!?

-?It?s not possible that a man of your scientific curiosity wouldn?t want to find out who I am, where I come from.?
~ ?If I have pants on.?

-*Knocking* ?Are you boys cooking up there??
~ ?No!?
~ ?Are you making an interociter??
~ ?No!?

-?After classes we?d go swimming in the little river near the school. You were an awful sissy about that icy water.?
~ ?Shrinky dink, remember??

-?We did it and you know it.?

-?Please come in. Both of you.?
~ ?Glad you could join us here at the Buddy Ebsen society.?

-?When I stop, we?ll pile out. And take cover fast.?
~ ?Sounds like a really crappy plan, but OK.?

-?If I don?t miss my guess, I think this has something to do with those white-haired fellows.?

-?That?s a nice little phrase coming from you!?
~ ?I learned it on earth.?
~ ?That?s one for Exeter. Ouch.?

-?Don?t tell me that as a woman you?re not curious about our destination??
~ ?Having a sale, Ruth.?

-?Place your hands above the rails. They?re magnetized.?
~ ?And if your hands were metal, that would mean something.?

-?No, no. Go on, you kids, I?ll just be in the way. I?m fine. You probably don?t have a spare room anyway. Do you??

 

This scene is strong enough for a Manos, but made for a woman-os.

 

Normal view. Normal View! NORMAL VIEW!

 

Eat at Joe's... Eat at Joe's...

 

Every frame of this movie looks like someone's last known photograph.

 

"How long has the Army been handing out Jets, Cal?"
~"Yeah!!!!"

"One of the boys at Lookheed handed me this one......I hope you taxpayers don't mind."
~"We do!"