JCC ITT we try to describe the shape of Benzedrine Cobblepot's head

Hullo friends



As you may know, Bottomtop Curdledmilk has a very strange head. Scientists in both the US and UK are 94% certain it is a man-made structure, perhaps hewn in a rush by a man or woman who wanted to sculpt ice or wood with a chainsaw but who isn't very good and was in a hurry on that day.

See, the human head has generally defined proportions and is rarely, if ever, exclusively angular. Blackeyedpeas Cantgetanyworse however has eyes that hint at generations of inbreeding and an abundance of acute angles.

Factoring this in mind, if you had to describe or compare his head to something, what would you use?



I would say Butawhiteguy Cantbekhan's head resembles mid-to-late 90s 3D renderings of a human head, such as those seen in Goldeneye64.

What would you compare Benadryl Cummerbund's head to?

 

Bongodink and Cucumberpich

 

Perfect. If only he was in a late 90's 3D rendered game.

 

Buggered Carrottop

 

How does that resemble Bongoplaying Carribeannights?

 

Everton's head. Squared.

 

Almost angular enough:

 

YESSSSSSS

 

He looks like a...mailbox...head?

 

So far, only Jaypes and JohnTheShorts understand this.

 

Amazing.

 

Minus the antennae, of course.

 

Rogue is bringing some excellent examples of the Burstingattheseems Corrblimeyguvnor looK!

 

All I can think of is deep sea fauna, so there.

 

It's a hexagon. That is what Bungeesprays Cumonbranchs head resembles.

 

Further proof Burpingisreportedly Consideredasignofrespectinsomeplaces is not human:

 

I'd still hit it.

 

that's basically my position on the female of its species, Taylor Swift. pictured here in the documentary, Splice:

 

Only because of the novelty/freakish factor right?

I mean, otherwise, why not hook up with any other foot or foot-like appendage?

 

He looks like bad fan art of Eminem.

 

Havac, how would beezel describe that Sputnik-like head?