JCC I've changed me underpants! What's your relationship like with your underwear?

I've always had a bit of a problem with underpants . For a long time I wore briefs , but they do vary quite a bit from shop to shop , designs change etc. and then I find I'm getting strangled or making adjustments . So I tried Boxers but they weren't for me at all , all that jangling about , no thanks , I like a firm but gentle embrace.
Then I gave Trunks a go and well , they did the trick.

So what about you ? Do you find yourself fiddling with your 'car keys'? Are you a boob-wrangler ? Do you go commando ? What sort of underpants would George Lucas wear ? Did you ever wear Underoos?

 

For the guys here - I've seen a lot of ads for these in the press. If you want support, it might be worth taking a look.

 

I'm not sure if this is imitating an accent or just stealth marketing.

 

At first it's constrictive but after a while it becomes a part of you.

 

I change mine once every few years.

 

Turn 'em inside out. You'll get another couple of years out of 'em

 

Trunks are the superior underwear. Briefs have to have a certain shape for me to be comfortable because my butt is too big in relation to what my waist should be.

 

underwear, whats that?

I have a vague recollection of such things in the before times when there was no pandemic and I worked in an office, now it's just a fable, a myth, nothing more than legend.

 

I'll check the keylogger.

 

Yeah - only time I put a bra on these days is if I'm going out in public. If I'm just around the flat I don't bother.

 

Punk's the same.

 

We're no longer on speaking terms.

 

Punk's the same.

 

Mostly for around the house.

 

Whereas I only wear underwear.

 

Change everyday.

 

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Seinfeld and Larry David do a bit about boxers vs briefs, possibly the most important exchange about underwear ever caught on film.

Seinfeld: What kind of underwear do you wear?
David: Briefs
Seinfeld: really? Briefs over 60...
David: Yes. I couldn't make the transition
Seinfeld: Well now they have a thing called the boxer brief, which is what I wear, which is a brief but has a little leg to it. And it's really nice around the house. You feel comfortable going from the bedroom to the kitchen in the boxer brief, which you may not do with briefs
David: Oh no
Seinfeld: Do you parade at all?
David: No, you cannot parade in briefs
Seinfeld: Does it say on the box?
David: Caution. Parading is not recommended in this garment

 

Under where?
There!
No, Here...
Under Here
That’s Wear

 

I wear these they are seriously the best underwear i have ever owned

 

I have no underwear on.

 

Imgur marked this image as “mature” so I’ll put it behind spoiler tags. (It’s an image of some especially silly-looking underwear on sale at ****ing Walmart, lol. Sam Walton, you purveyor of filth!). I don’t know what an “Underpa” is, btw, but I bet he works for the Godfather.

Spoiler

Looks like we were all wrong, by the way. Turns out there’s only one gender.



There’s actually quite a lot going on the the product write-up. The suggestion that these underpants should be “professional dry clean only,” for example, and the downright weird claim that they somehow have a “flat collar.